Tark Sucks

✔️ HITLESS + DAMAGELESS ✔️ 300% ✔️ All Isles ✔️ Full Clear ✔️ No Super Arts I'm never streaming this fucking game again. That's curtains for the cups. youtube.com/watch?v=nznaV-…

Our new song “Wayside” is out now! Streaming everywhere you listen to music. The music video is now live on YouTube. A huge shout out to @Chrisnewhard for directing and doing an amazing job with this one. Links to stream and watch in our bio.

Hella check'd up. We did it y'all. Thank you for everything 💕

Tarkonix?! A SOULS RUNNER?! The deed is done. Loved this one. I'll be back, Dark Souls... youtube.com/watch?v=YprKbf…

@RustyTonixRPGs You're gonna miss it next year aren't you? haha

Fuggin cuphead is still my most viewed game 🤣🤣🤣 @Tarkonix I wonder who I have to thank for that....

@dabeebs16 @The_Raithwal @JordanKMcNeice @ELKirboLoco @CampZachUrself Thanks for being a true pal, Beebs ♥️ been a fun ride. You’ve had an amazing year yourself dude. You should be proud of your journey 🙏🏼

Looks like @Tarkonix took it this year by a long shot 🤣 204 hours! Happy to have @The_Raithwal @JordanKMcNeice @ELKirboLoco and @CampZachUrself in the list this year! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@ELKirboLoco @dabeebs16 @The_Raithwal @JordanKMcNeice @CampZachUrself Beebs is that dog next to the owner’s corpse who just won’t leave their side 🤣 that’s a true homie! DAAAAAABeebs ♥️

@dabeebs16 @Tarkonix @The_Raithwal @JordanKMcNeice @CampZachUrself Daaaang im surprised I'm even on there lol, i haven't streamed much since before summer 😭

Getting shloshed on Thanksgiving Eve so I'll be moving Wednesday night stream to tonight! Maybe we'll get a Dark Souls run 👀

✔️ HITLESS + DAMAGELESS ✔️ 105% ✔️ Glitchless That's a wrap for the hardest Crash 1 run on Team Hitless. One of the hardest runs I've done...certainly the longest. youtube.com/watch?v=FWfGRH…

@RustyTonixRPGs Boss moment dude haha on the other hand...what the hell is going on in that head office? Sounds like they have no idea whats going on in the departments they manage...She should fear for her job lol

Day started with a phone call from head office, saying that I was going to be laid off. I protested and told the woman that she would be laying off one of the most essential employees at this house and that it would be a mistake to do so. She offered me one shift per week in a different department, I told her that I would take the lay off before I agreed to that. I told her to do some homework and ask my supervisors and managers about exactly how much of a work load I take on. She told me she would call me back tomorrow. Three minutes later I got a call from our Director of Operations, he personally apologized and guaranteed my hours. Guess I am exactly as essential as I thought. Feels good.🤣🤣

@leonabeanz Some secrets are secrets for a reason...

Moving tonight's stream to tomorrow night instead. Just took a long ass nap and I am a straight up zombie right now. So you get Mondaykonix as a treat. See ya then ya beautiful angels

@quinnlinn_ Hate to hear this, homie. I hope its something mendable. Let me know if y'all ever need anything. ❤️

An update:

Sometimes a little luck goes a long way. These are the top 3 most "improbable runs" that ended up hitless. ------------------------------------------ "Improbable" being any combination of - High "Hit PB's" - Short "Distance PB's" - Low "Days Ran" - High difficulty run

@PantsPumpkin 🤣🤣🤣

@Tarkonix Nahh for blondes Maybe try the dobberman down the street 🤣

Hear me out...

@lemonbbyx Limón 💅….

@Tarkonix Tark…

Doing a lil IRL stream with these nerds twitch.tv/Tarkonix

@quinnlinn_ I MEAN I'M RIGHT THO

@Tarkonix The way I immediately KNEW this was coming LMAO

Y’all eat ass, but draw the line at candy corn. Make it make sense.

Speak yo shit