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This is why laughter is good medicine; it doesn't change what happened, but it does change our views on those we were once in conflict.
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A Muslim passenger: "Excuse me, could you turn off the music?" The driver: "Why?" The passenger: "Because music is haram." The driver: "Why is music haram?" The passenger: "Because there was no music in the time of prophet Muhammad." The driver: "Well, get off then. There were no cars back then either. A camel will come pick you up." 😂🤭😂

“I really don’t like that you put a Bible verse on my food without my consent" Then go eat somewhere else sir.