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Politically correct chess: 32 grey pawns, all on the same side 他他他的

Katılım Temmuz 2019
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Tarquin@Tarquin_TMP·
@yasiindaily Oh darling, you have rediscovered what it means to be a woman 😊
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mamì 🇧🇿
mamì 🇧🇿@yasiindaily·
let me cook for you 3 times a day. suck your dick whenever… fuck you whenever & wait on you hands, feet when you get home? 🥹
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Dominae@IridescentBelle·
Baby let’s have sex, your sperm can have their very own little egg hunt…
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Tarquin@Tarquin_TMP·
@glassdelusions Do you know what your purpose is here and where you came from?
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glass🪞delusions@glassdelusions·
No you don’t understand I am not of this world I’m not “quirked up” and I’m not larping whimsy I literally have never belonged here but this was where I was dropped off
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まーこ@AngelicaBr76053·
さっき夫とセッセした やっぱり立たなくて挿れもせず終了 誰か救って
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Tarquin@Tarquin_TMP·
@JessicaVaugn So grounded. Getting your hands dirty. Literally. ❤️
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Jessica Vaugn
Jessica Vaugn@JessicaVaugn·
Reflections from the garden: Everything knows you are here, and is reacting to you. Your thoughts don’t remain inside your mind. We are one enormous non-physical web. Everything is alive. You are not separate.
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Brittanya Razavi
Brittanya Razavi@imbrittanya30·
I never have a NY resolution because I do the best I can every day☺️ No changes, No regrets..but probably more surgeries🤷🏻‍♀️ New Year, Same me!❄️ Hope you all have a safe & great NYE 🎆
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🇨🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇭©
In ancient Rome, a man was convicted of eating his wife... The soldiers arrested him and brought him before Caesar. "Do you have remorse for your heinous crime?" Caesar asked. The Roman smiled and shook his head. He looked very happy. Caesar was shocked. He told the guards, "To commit such an act is bad enough, but to be happy about it? As a punishment, keep him in chains, and every day make him fight armed opponents, using only the minimum of weapons! Report back to me in a week, we'll see if he's still smiling." The guards dragged the man off. He was still smiling. As they were commanded, each day they made the prisoner fight. On the first day, armed with only a net and a stick, he fought an opponent with a spear. The next day, with only a small rope, he fought two swordsmen. And so on, he was forced to fight every day. At the end of the week, the prisoner was in a real sorry state. He could barely blink, let alone smile.  The head guard came to Caesar. "Oh, Caesar, I  have come to report on the prisoner. We made him fight each day, using the most basic weapons, like a, er, you know, whaddaya call it?" "Gladiator?" said Caesar. The guard snickered, "No, he actually quite regrets it now."
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greg.
greg.@mistergeezy·
It's Easter Weekend 🐰
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Tarquin@Tarquin_TMP·
@drhingram The somersaults were certainly unexpected. I think that detail was missed from the prophecy.
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Dr Helen Ingram
Dr Helen Ingram@drhingram·
I did NOT expect his return to go down like this
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Lore GuerreroX
Lore GuerreroX@HumanaCuriosaX·
Me suicidé en 2015. Bebí una botella de whisky (una quinta parte de onza), una botella de vino, 30 pastillas de Serequel y 20 pastillas de Clonopin. Mientras esperaba desmayarme y no volver a despertar, una voz me dijo: «Michael, llama al 911». Mis pensamientos estaban casi incoherentes. La voz insistía: «Michael, llama al 911». Nunca antes había hablado conmigo mismo en tercera persona. Fue extraño. Miré mi mano. El teléfono estaba ahí. Nunca he sido de usar el teléfono. No sé de dónde salió. Marqué el 911. Le expliqué a la persona que había tomado las pastillas y bebido. Me preguntó si podía llegar hasta la puerta. Le dije que sí. Caminé hasta la puerta y salí. En ese preciso instante, un coche de policía se acercaba. Fue como si estuviera predestinado. Me pidió mi identificación. Se la di. Y luego me fui. Recuerdo vagamente cuando me subieron a la ambulancia. Me desperté en una cama de hospital dos días después. Estaba feliz. No podía entenderlo. Estaba feliz. Me sentía bien. Contaba chistes y charlaba animadamente con el personal del hospital mientras me preparaban para ser trasladado a un hospital psiquiátrico. Finalmente comprendí cómo el Señor me salvó. Desde entonces, nunca he vuelto a ser el mismo. No puedo explicarlo. Fui salvado, y lo fui. No soy digno, pero me libré del infierno. Recuperé la salud. Bajé de 113 kg a 77 kg. Leí la Biblia. Pude lidiar con mi trastorno de estrés postraumático (TEPT) no relacionado con el servicio militar sin medicamentos. Ahora no tomo medicamentos. Así que aquí estoy, solo, sin necesidad de complacer a nadie. Solo me dedico a observar el panorama y, a veces, a publicar tonterías. Que todos sean bendecidos como yo lo he sido. Gracias, Señor.
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Tarquin@Tarquin_TMP·
@ImShahinyan Qd6. Absurd but true! The fact that there are 4 different mates depending on blacks response is, I guess, what makes these puzzles so cleverly constructed 🙂
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IM David Shahinyan
IM David Shahinyan@ImShahinyan·
Can you solve this in 10 seconds?🤔 White mates in 2
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Tarquin@Tarquin_TMP·
@No2ofTheBLB Oh to be in the hands of such an experienced woman! The woman clearly knows how to handle the beast …
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BloodyLoveLeh@No2ofTheBLB·
I Say I Bloody Say Watt Sorcery Do We Have Here 😳👌
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Jessica Vaugn
Jessica Vaugn@JessicaVaugn·
@JackPosobiec We have to understand the bad news before we see the necessity of the good news.
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Jack Posobiec@JackPosobiec·
It took a Good Friday to achieve an Easter Sunday
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Heather Wild@wildlyheather·
First real spring-like day here. I’m heading out to clean up the garden. There’s something about getting my hands in the dirt that feels deeply sensual and erotic to me.
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Tarquin@Tarquin_TMP·
@JessicaVaugn Deep. Hold on to the truth that pure love can burn away all the pain and fear and shame and anger that consumes and drives us and destroys everything that we can be. 🙂
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Jessica Vaugn@JessicaVaugn·
Your philosophical lens will change everything regarding how you view the world, and yourself. Curate wisely.
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Tarquin@Tarquin_TMP·
@NatashaCL7 Far better to liberate all humanity from the curse of shame and to celebrate the divine image within all of us 🙂
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Natasha Carter
Natasha Carter@NatashaCL7·
You do not get to shame somebody for having a past if yours isn’t clean.
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Tarquin@Tarquin_TMP·
@Phoenixwildex Love the facial expressions! Just where am I touching you, to make you look like that?!!
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phoenix wildex@Phoenixwildex·
don’t act like you didn’t zoom
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精霊@ghostonki·
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