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Fuck software development fuck programming fuck PHP😭 fuck JavaScript 😭😭 fuck python 😭😭😭 .....and if you're still learning to code, fuck you too😭😭😭😭

@22_shemy 👀

Some bastards go dey ss without context Iya yin Na me fuck up

Please join me in supporting this campaign! In 2011, I was shot in my right hand by a police officer at a checkpoint. A Federal High Court in Lagos ruled in my favour in 2015, ordering the Nigeria Police Force to pay compensation for my treatment, but the judgement has not been honoured after over 10 years. @fmojustice @LOFagbemi @STinubu @oncrowdr oncrowdr.com/explore/c/help…

While everyone showcased their creativity in their own way, I created a Beaks art piece entirely with only ☀️sunlight using a lens 🔍 Took me 3 days to finish this piece 🎨 and honestly, I hope it reaches your hearts 💞🙏 @thebeaksart @DKashtalyan @MartKAD @ssheyii @0xileri

I go sue person one day

later, we go talk about Una wey dey sing for woman for call

By the power vested in me as the Highest Dragon Lord, I hereby Bam you @Monty_Hasashi confer upon you the rank of High Lordess Dracarys. 🪓 🐲 May your steel steam red on the highest mountains.

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Being overweight as a man doesn’t magically make fat women more attractive

@bioluwatife0 @socetyhatesjay See who dey follow me breathe oxygen, God😭

@socetyhatesjay @socetyhatesjay overwhelm my aza with 10k 🫠🙂🙂

i can’t believe my eyes…. i refuse to believe someone still has this type of underwhelming account balance in 2026. delete this before my astonishment turns to anger

I ordered a book online and it hasn't arrived for over a month now? Wetin be this nau ?? My "how to scam retards" hasn't arrived since April?? Na why I no dey trust online vendors be this. Omo.

@Itachitonn @KennyOd541 You no even li lol 😭

@KennyOd541 Una too dull for that Ilorin sha

So I met this guy on TT We exchange WhatsApp contacts The first thing he sent me was a view once of him in his underwear I told him not to send me Thirst traps, he replied that it’s not called thirst traps and The next thing he said was “That Ilorin has obviously had an effect on your IQ level” People in Lagos please is that how you people do your talking stages Abi na my own just different?💔

@oluwadunniii You wlcm🫦

@Tarzh_OG lol, afi byeday na … tysmmm 😍

THIS IS A NOTE TO MYSELF Today, I celebrate me... the growth, the lessons, the silent battles, the wins nobody saw, and the person I'm still becoming. This is a reminder that I've survived every hard moment that tried to break me and still found reasons to smile, create, dream, and keep going. I may not have everything figured out yet, but I'm proud of how far I've come, proud of the strength, the softness, the resilience, and the light I carry. Here's to bigger opportunities, genuine happiness, peace of mind, answered prayers, and becoming everything l've prayed for. Happy Birthday to me 🥂✨

@temi_21 @Iam_Abodunde Yeah, only 'senior men'

@Iam_Abodunde There are no engineering girls.....

This post made me remember when I was still in school😭🤣 I dey walk for campus when I mistakenly brush one engineering girl shoulder. Before I fit even talk sorry, she don face me: “You no get eyes?” I quickly apologize but she no let am slide. Small small people don start gather. Me sef just dey there calculating how I take enter this situation. Next thing, she drop bag for ground… I think say today na today. Na one lecturer save me from public embarrassment that day😭🤣🤣

𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐬𝐬𝐬𝐬 i finally want to rest,watch a netflix show,video call my babe😝 and friends and gossip about last week while making plans for next week. and what better way to start that than buying data directly from my Cleva app? because with Cleva, i can get data at a discounted rate on any network paid with either my naira or USD balance and in secondsssss now the real question is : do you think 3.2GB is enough to do all of that? 😭 drop your answer below and if you don't have Cleva yet, this is your sign to download it and use my code RACH888 for your first data purchase 🩷 stay clever with Cleva and have a beautiful weekend

@Jid3nisWeb3 And one bros for sapele wey use ai dey crash out?? 😭

Wtf? This guy used his own bl00d to make the Beak fan art contest entry 😱 This is absolutely madness 😂

This is my entry for the @thebeaksart art contest by @DKashtalyan I name this one Ebuka; after myself. If you understand a little Igbo, you'd know Chukwuebuka means God is great. So, somehow, Ebuka should mean the great man, I think. 🤣 I really enjoyed making this.

Why do AI arts get approve? @thebeaksart Guys, you've approved an outspoken AI artwork for an art contest. I am against this as much as possible. Why should we compete with those who cheat? I've highlighted all the proofs in the pictures. It can be read with the naked eye Let's respect each other and all participants who honestly fulfill the conditions of the contest TheBeaks must be honest @DKashtalyan @MartKAD @ssheyii

Here’s my entry for the @thebeaksart art contest 💀

@a039302624 @thebeaksart @DKashtalyan @ssheyii 剛剛看到這個，老兄，你真厲害

I just really love this project and the art style. Made this clay toucan to show some love! 🦜❤️ @thebeaksart @DKashtalyan @ssheyii