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@ChicagoBears @idjmoore Dude is feasting all cozy and warm on my fantasy bench tonight. Good for him and good for the bears. I lacked faith and didn't deserve those points.

We see you, @idjmoore 👀

2nd TD of the day for No. 2 📺: #CHIvsWAS on @NFLonPrime

@NFL_DovKleiman @AndrewMarchand Its annoying, but is a great opportunity to get more people, especially women, to appreciate and understand the game. As a female person myself, it took joining a fantasy league. If TS is the gateway in for folks, so be it. Very glad she's not dating a Lions player though.

Report: The NFL pushed ESPN, FOX, CBS and NBC to run Taylor Swift movie promotions for free this past weekend, via @AndrewMarchand FOX and CBS didn't do it, NBC and ESPN did. This is just too much, the NFL needs to stop pushing the Swift propaganda on fans.. Executives speculated that the NFL pushed for it to try to get Taylor to do the Super Bowl halftime show. Full article here: nypost.com/2023/10/05/nfl…

@ChicagoBears @NFLonPrime Honestly I'm relieved for the Bears fans. Y'all need and deserve a win and for it to be a blowout.

@seanhalfcourt @woodwardsports Brings to mind dertroit beisbolcats from a few years back lol

@woodwardsports We had to have lost a bet or something in 1927…

Which Detroit Tigers logo is your favorite?

@Lions While it wasn't the same kind of elation as having a W in lambeau in December after being eliminated from the playoffs with Kerby picking off rodgers last pass as packer....still feels good man

How's everyone enjoying Victory Friday?

@Lions @BarrySanders Was at this game and not to be 107 years old or anything but WHAT A TREAT that was.

Got an assist from @BarrySanders on a surprise for OJ 'Baby Barry' Jenkins!

Next week's game between the Broncos and Bears might set football back 500 years

@DetroitOnLion 49ers looked the best. Worst was the Bengals.

Give me your best and worst teams of Week 1.

@LGhail Lions, panthers, Bengals, Jags like a proper crazy cat lady. I don't mind the fair weather fans. They won't be able to fully experience the highs if they haven't been through the lows, and if it means more prime time games through more viewership...fine with me.

I generally don’t like gatekeeping, but if you are from Michigan and you spent the last couple decades rooting for the Steelers, Patriots, Colts, Chiefs, and/or Packers, this Lions team isn’t for you. This is for all of us who stuck with them instead of taking the easy way out.

@Justin_Rogers I love how real this leadership team is.

Howie Roeeman playfully chirps with a fan base that wanted him fired. Brad Holmes is one step away from crowd surfing.

@Rhinohunter11 @srhbdeecv24021 @Lions Have the most toxic fanbase?

@srhbdeecv24021 @Lions What have the cowboys done lately?

way to go, young fellas!

@Lions I am floored how brilliant this last draft was.

@DetLionBlood Meh....I don't think it's all that bad, though I am hoping this was an off night for jones. I am really high on Kalif. Good hands and if he gets the tiniest bit of space man is gone. Far better than he gets credit for imo.

This WR group outside of St. Brown 😬😬😬😬😬😬

@gibbsmuse If we can keep him healthy, my God. Skys the limit. This is a superstar in the making and will be insanely fun to watch.

The half spin on this run by Jahmyr Gibbs isn’t getting enough recognition

@DetroitOnLion "If we had better players and played better we would have won" . They're so close to understanding, yet so far away.

As soon as Kelce was declared out, I knew we were going to get an asterisk take. Don't care. Standings say 1-0.

@bob_steal I'm a bleeding heart. Always feel bad for dudes that have horrific games like that on a national stage. That said, I'm glad he chose that night as an off night. Lol

Kadarious toney! Detroits favorite receiver

@DumasMike A lot of folks called Vikings frauds last year for winning a ton of outrageously close games.. so I'm going to go out on a limb and say we are absolutely going to be insufferable asshats at some point about our own losses.

@SinktheKraken4 I don't know why Shandong chicken chiefs is so damn funny but I wheezed.

@WCoopcity @BSMotorCity It's a good thing we aren't limited to making important observations then, right? :)

@Taserfacedog @BSMotorCity I mean I know what happened. It just isn’t important this year.

If Jamaal Williams did this last year he would have been put behind bars

@WCoopcity @BSMotorCity Jamaal was fined multiple times last year for "celebration pumps" like this that weren't even that bad. It was ridiculous. We still have lots of love for Jamaal.

@BSMotorCity Why are y’all talkin about Jamaal Williams?