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@domdyer70 There's a special place in hell for people who do this.

A woman who’d raised Henry, a 13-year-old Lab, since he was a puppy was caught on camera removing his collar and abandoning him at a Washington park, then driving off in her Tesla.

@brockpierson Yes but....

Have you personally ever defragmented a hard drive?

Robert Jenrick complaining that the country is broken is like Fred West complaining that his patio is uneven.

This.

We were all so stupid

I suspect hell will need to freeze over now before the King steps foot in the US. I mean the SNL skit is hilarious but Trump has torpedoed the special relationship. You don't get to insult our armed forces. They are the best of us.

@ZoeParamour Carnivorous perennial ginger variety I believe. Prune with extreme caution.

Any expert gardeners who can help me identify what I’ve grown here? Is it invasive?

@ShivAroor third.

Are we going to see a nuke used in anger for the second time in history?

The President of the United States learned that Robert Mueller had died. And he picked up his phone and typed: “Good. I’m glad he’s dead.” I need you to stop. Put down whatever you’re doing and feel the full weight of those words. Good. I’m glad he’s dead. Said by the man who holds the most powerful office in the history of human civilization. The office of Washington. Of Lincoln. Of Roosevelt standing in the rubble of Pearl Harbor promising a nation trembling in the dark that we would rise. That office. Those words. Now let me tell you who Robert Mueller was. He did not have to go to Vietnam. He had every reason not to. A Princeton degree. A blown-out knee. A future waiting for him in the comfort of civilian life. He waited a full year for that knee to heal, just so he could serve. Let that sink in. He walked into hell when other men were running from it. He came home with a Bronze Star for heroism and a Purple Heart soaked in the blood of his sacrifice. He spent the next four decades standing in the breach, as a prosecutor, as FBI Director, as the man who held this nation together in the smoldering ash of September 12th, 2001, when we were all afraid and we needed someone steady, someone serious, someone who loved this country more than he loved himself. He was all of those things. He was a Republican. He was, by every honest measure, an American hero. And the President danced on his grave.

@jameszimmermann My Granny always said she'd die at 82. 5 weeks before she turned 83 she dropped dead in her bathroom from a ruptured aortic aneurysm. She'd had her hair done that morning and died with a full face of make-up on. I've always liked that she died in a manner she'd have loved.

When my great-grandmother was 93 she went in for hip surgery. Nurse told her to settle in and they’d begin in 30 minutes, when the team arrived to begin she was gone. Brings a smile to our faces every time it comes up in conversation.

@campbellclaret I have a feeling the King's cancer will be used as a get out of jail card to swerve this visit.

Trump is utterly disgusting. Surely we cannot be far from the time when King Charles refuses to be involved in Trump’s attempts to use a significant 🇺🇸 anniversary for his own ends. Just take today - for a US President to say “I’m glad he’s dead” of a man who has devoted his life to public service is beyond vile. And his endorsement of Orban (farewell any notion of not interfering in other countries’ politics) puts him in the Putin camp once more, furthering the risk to Ukraine. Add in the endless insults of @Keir_Starmer and I really think the time has come for the 👑 to follow the Pope in being otherwise engaged .

Bloody love this.

@rushicrypto Epic depression

If the last one was named “The Great” Depression, what’s this one going to be called?

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I'm not sure we can sleep soundly in our bed anymore. #triffid #feedmeseymour.

No cheating, post the last saved dog pic on your phone

I am planning on taking my mum somewhere expensive for mothers day. The petrol station.

I was tempted myself on occasions to do this to avoid the rail replacement bus.

And wood panelling is the avocado bathroom suite.

@UKLabour Yeah great. Fuel has already gone up 15p a litre at our local petrol station.

This Labour Government will not tolerate fuel companies profiteering and hardworking people losing out.