matt

ops managers run on diet coke

it’s ok my mom cusses alot

i’ve been working at jersey mikes for a quarter of my life and im finally done

u wanna talk about trucks

fresno got every furniture store but ikea

@Walmart can yall not lock up the condoms

the trees smell like cum

unc walk

puffer vest and shorts fit

i’ll never forget the bs my RAs put me through in college

my tweets hella fell off

give me a second i’m just gonna put on some perry como real quick

everytime i see my car in public it’s always a woman behind the wheel ☹️

let’s go take pictures at the gas station rq

West Virginia Basketball. Tougher than a long weekend at your in-laws.

white women would travel all the way to east asia on the other side of the globe just to go to…. brandy melville

my generation used to listen to YG now these youngins listening to Bossman Dlow

this some bullshit gta was supposed to come out in a few months

get ready to sweat

i’m a big montreal steak seasoning guy