TaterThoughts

I CAN BUY A SANDWICH!!!!!!!!

It's not illegal for us to bang. You know that right?

You are a fool Dragonheart is a far greater film then Reign of Fire.

Jew Island!

I never leave a pussy unturned.

Drink your beers or you owe me 3000 dollars.

Now that I've been all up in her she will never be the same. She has been tainted by the tater.

Girls butts are for fucking not pooping.

Hey Cinderella you got your dancing shoes on. How's your pussy is it wet?

I love it when wood rubs against wood.

Chip,Penis,Pussy. Yo Yo Yo.

WWE >

I'm always in the mood to see a butthole They are so funny. Wait no don't post that.

Well did you see the nuts on that dude?

What's the worst thing ever that can be said?

Condoms are for when you want to stick your dick in a guys butt and don't want to get AIDS.

I'll just set up camp right down in her thigh area.

I was once champion of this house.

Let me make you some coffee. Trust me, I'll put whiskey in it.