Tavon Austin

So this is literal proof that the Cubs are the Sith and the Cardinals are the Jedi Order

The Kentucky Derby is an elite sporting event

Last time the Cards started 19-13 or better was 2013 👀

@didthevikesw1n Champions* something Minnesota will never be

@TavonAustin BUMSSSSSSSSSSSS

We’ll always have 2023! 🥲

The fact that Timberwolves fans are still mentioning me is just weird, we get it you’re obsessed with Jokic and his ring which you will never have

@didthevikesw1n Get a life lmao

@TavonAustin PUSSYYYYYYYYY BOY IMMA KEEP RESPONDING ON EVERY ACCOUNT I GOT YOU NOT GETTING RID OF ME

If I was the Nuggets GM, it’s time to trade Jamal Murray

@dj0ssef Too close to these

Not exactly my favorite either, but it’s influenced some concepts tho. 🎨🏀⚡️

@little_dsgn @RamsNFL @RamsBLVD As a former Rams fan from St. Louis, if they brought these back it would score some points…

. @RamsNFL “All-Era” uniform concepts🐏🔄🎨 . . Blending elements from throughout their history. #ramshouse

@WolvesMania @Timberwolves @sezzleinc As if Ayo Dosunmu dropping 40+ while the Nuggets shot 25% from 3 isn’t the definition of a fluke. Nuggets in 7.

@Timberwolves @sezzleinc They had a fluke Spencer Jones/Cam Johnson game and we committed unnecessary TOs, bag ts up Thursday ✌🏽

back home Thursday.

@Ochofinalride @WorldWideWob You root for JJ McCarthy and are lecturing others about loser behavior?

@WorldWideWob His first basket of the night btw. Absolute loser behavior

@bschaeffer12 @soIoucity

looks like y'all forgot part of the video, guys (h/t @soIoucity)

@AugieNash If the Tinman from the Wizard of Oz was a Cards fan

Red satin uniform? Oh my, did we luck out! (Here's a white one from 1946 for reference when they thought about it again) #STLCards

@Jandystl He made the Cardinals-Reds rivalry of 2010 be great. Hard disagree, even as a Cards fan.

When I was 10, I don’t think I hated anyone. This was my first form of hate. Could not hate this guy anymore. So glad he’s out of baseball. BUM.

Salt Lake City is a green screen now. The mountains are still in the background, but they feel fake. They feel like a default wallpaper for a corporate retreat. Ryan Smith bought the state. He made his billions in survey software. The absolute lowest, most sterile form of tech. The digitization of the how was your meal? card. Society gave him an incomprehensible amount of money for this, and he used it to buy the Utah Jazz. The first thing he did was commit an aesthetic crime. This is important. It sounds trivial, but it isn’t. He took the purple mountain jerseys (a genuinely great, localized, historic aesthetic) and he incinerated them. He replaced them with Highlighter Yellow and flat black block text. The colors of a construction zone. He stripped away the identity of a team and made them look like a generic, unbranded asset from a free-to-play mobile game. He did this because tech billionaires have VC Brain. They despise organic beauty. They want everything to look like a sterile app icon. They want to smooth out the edges of the physical world until it resembles a software dashboard. He bought a defunct hockey team from the desert, dragged them to the mountains, and demanded a billion dollars in public tax money to build an "Entertainment District" downtown. You know exactly what an Entertainment District is. It is a fake city built inside a real city. It’s an outdoor luxury shopping mall where bugmen pay eighteen dollars for a hazy IPA while a screen the size of a Soviet apartment block blasts a DraftKings advertisement into their retinas. But it’s worse than just bad architecture. These teams aren't sports franchises anymore; they are vessels. They are sterile, neon Trojan horses rolled into the valley to import the social decay of Babylon. He uses them to pipe the exact same spiritual poison you find in every other collapsing coastal metropolis directly into the mountains. It’s state-sanctioned sports gambling shoved into every commercial break, turning the local populace into twitching dopamine addicts chasing algorithmic parlays. It’s the endless, mandatory corporate Pride month pageantry plastered across the jumbotrons. He is systematically strip-mining the state's remaining traditional morality and replacing it with the HR-approved global monoculture. He wants unlimited building heights. He wants a 99-year lease on the downtown core. He wants to bulldoze the weird, quiet, esoteric history of Salt Lake City and replace it with a Mixed-Use Development Zone. Utah used to be a fortress. A jagged, hostile rock at the end of the world founded by religious pioneers. Now it is a Beta Test. Ryan Smith is terraforming the state into a Qualtrics survey. He is building luxury holding pens for out-of-state tech transplants to wear $200 polyester jerseys and pretend they are part of a community.

No problem in Houston! 🧹

Let’s get it @nuggets 😤

Four of the most beloved and respected men to ever wear the "Birds on the Bat". We are so thankful that they represented this city and us fans with dignity and grace. It's impossible to replace them. #STLCards #RedJackets