Jim Taylor

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Jim Taylor

Jim Taylor

@Taylor_Jim

I am a comedian in Southern California and I produce comedy shows in Orange County California. I can even sneak people in free.

http://www.LaughOC.com Katılım Temmuz 2009
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Very honored to have been selected as GQ's Sexiest Man of the Year for their April 1 Edition.
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Trying to convince my wife that my "alleged" snoring is really just a sign of love and contentment. Its Man Purring.
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Been silent throughout the current controversies.I didn't want to offend anyone. Now I feel my voice needs to be heard. I like Nickelback
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The cure for my wife's "You are not wearing that are you?" I change into an uglier shirt. Suddenly my first choices don't look so bad.
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@realDonaldTrump If foreign intelligence has the deleted emails a President Clinton would be highly vulnerable to blackmail and extortion.
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@JimCarrey Jim, I have a suicide prevention benefit at the Irvine Improv Wed Aug 3, 2016. Would you be interested? Thank you. Jim Taylor
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To appease my friends with such strong opinions of the presidential candidates I have decided to vote for Trump, Cruz, Sanders and Hillary.
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Just got ridiculed for not knowing anything about sports during the Packers-Lakers game.
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The salesgirl at Victoria Secret didn't appreciate my pointing out the irony of putting bras on a rack.
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Just saw a promo for a new "Little People" TV program called 7 Little Johnsons. My first thought was Snow White got her own reality show.
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Donald Trump's new corporate jet was just christened Hair Force One.
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Saudi Arabia announced in December women will be able to vote for the first time. No word on whether they will actually count those votes.
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Political correctness is going too far. My friend is not getting a divorce. He is re-homing his wife.
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Think some additional training is in order for the reporter in Ferguson who yelled "Shots Fired!" then took cover behind a chain link fence
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Forwarded my wife my contacts so she could make notifications should I pass. She said she would just change her Facebook status to single.
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A Michigan ER removed an action figure from a mans rectum. They said they have seen many Barbies but this was their first Upper GI Joe.
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Another groping incident by airport security is causing the TSA to reclassify their agents as package handlers.
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Arrest made in the case of the head, hands and feet discovered by the Hollywood sign. Sounds like a Hokey Pokey gone terribly wrong.
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The sign at the parking valet said "$6 Flat Fee" So I asked "How much if you 'have' boobs?" I had to get my own car.
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To the pretty blonde with the husky dude in the front row. I didnt know you were a lesbian couple. Im sorry i called your girlfriend sir.
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