Fitila 🪔🧘‍♂️

@jrnaib2 Obviously there is garri and cassava on that poster

Bola Tinubu is hated by all 😂

@Drtcnwakile @peace_igho You dey mind am, ngbueke feeling funky

@peace_igho Some of you think you are important in the grand scheme of things

Wizkid has lost my respect.

@MkoTheComedian @wizkidayo Wiz no just send anybody

@wizkidayo Ekun I trust you 😅

Pussy nigga Jump a dj with 10man carry diddy towel Dey dance. 😂 I never see fool like this diddy babe for my life 😂🤣

@Nig_Farmer Well you can only spread floating feed around to go evenly but don’t try it with local feeds. Feeding them in cluster ensures the feeds doesn’t sink before being picked.

Genuinely curious as to why the feed isn't being spread around 🤔 Fish farmers, how do you ensure the feed goes round?

@emmylytics @skyedron @dammiedammie35 No mind the weray, e wan farm Elon money first no be him fault

@skyedron @dammiedammie35 Carry your ring light set make you sef get fame!! E no pass like that

VeryDarkMan😳🙆🏼‍♂️: “ DSS called me this morning and told me that they heard that I’ve been contracted by ADC to lead a protest, hereby causing unrest in the country. I’m not partisan and I’m not supporting ADC anywhere, I don’t care who’s there and who’s running and I’m not planning any protest. I also don’t support APC or PDP”

@NigeriaStories This has always been the priority of the current administration, to brag about numbers even if the citizens are in abject poverty.

BREAKING NEWS: Nigeria records N161 trillion revenue in 15 years as tax income overtakes oil.

@opraf59 @AluyaPov 🤣 you’re very correct

@AluyaPov They always seem unhappy when they see Nigerians driving good cars.

They don’t even know what to ask for 🤦

@BashirAhmaad Don’t tell me you’re scared of America bòmb dropping on your head?

For the umpteenth time, I strongly condemn and completely disassociate myself from any form of illegal killing, destruction or violence. This is not the first time I have made this position loud and clear and it certainly will not be the last. I will continue to repeat it as many times as necessary that I do not and will never condone violence or any act of terrorism, regardless of who is involved or what justification is presented. Seriously, I fail to understand why that agent of hatred, Alex Barbir, is persistently trying to drag me into his conversations. Though, I suspect that it is for the attention and engagement that mentioning my name brings him. I am aware that when he first started mentioning my name, he had fewer than 10,000 followers on this platform. Now, he has grown that number to over twenty thousand, so it is obvious why my name keeps coming up in his ungodly conversation. Let me be unequivocal and absolutely clear that anyone who takes innocent lives or destroys the livelihood of others ceases to have any moral standing with me. Even if we share the same blood, tribe, region or religion, such a person is no brother of mine. I have no sympathy whatsoever for terrorists. I despise their actions. These terrorists have not only taken the lives of many people I personally know but have also murdered thousands of innocent and vulnerable people, many of whom have no voice, no platform, and no one to speak up for their justice. I stand firmly against all forms of violence, anywhere in the world, and against anyone who perpetrates it. However, what I will never accept is the dangerous and unfair generalizing or profiling that paints all Muslims as terrorists or claims that such atrocities are committed in the name of Islam. This narrative is deeply unjust to over two billion Muslims worldwide, especially to the countless Muslim victims of terrorism and their families. My position will always remain consistent, clear and firm that I stand for peace, for justice and for the dignity of every innocent life.

@ChisomUnlimited Don't mind the negative comments sis, continue doing what u love doing, you are going to regret it one day.

" The hotness of this sun can bleach skin, gosh it so hot." Hello mutuals ❤️,How is your day going ?

@Beautiful_charl @hypetribeng Lmao 🤣 wtf is this….

@hypetribeng The auto tune too much like ajinamoto for hausa people food 😂

🚨MR P NEW SNIPPET Hows it Sounding?

@MujahidSSaad @Alex_Barbir “Praying for the peace “ you must be very stupid for including praying in this. Decisive action is what we need. But you lots make prayer looks like the solution of everything. It’s not, only if you want to keep froooling yourself.

Dear Mr. Alex Barbir @Alex_Barbir, I hope this message finds you well. Security operatives have apprehended a fake soldier, identified as Michael Sanye, who was caught wearing a military uniform in Unguwan Rukuba, Jos. As the investigation continues, more hidden truths are expected to be revealed. Meanwhile, we remain committed to praying for the peace, security, and unity of Plateau State. @Abdul_Ahmad_ @Lanko_C @Bliss_beebaah @Sarki_sultan @toothdoctor___

@zaharadeen15 @ZagazOlaMakama This one say eliminated 😂 now I understand your pain

@ZagazOlaMakama Indeed this Guy really need to be eliminated I swear to God

His Words “No be only Boko Haram sabi kill, no be only bandit sabi kill. All of us fit kill… all of us na Killers, until you ready. No ever to say you no get the mind. You fit kill person. You can kill people. And for these people oh my God. He added: “Please protect yourselves and don’t wait for the government.” He further called on the “To the people of Rukuba Enough is Enough, Enough is Enough. Anybody wey you see wey cross your part, KILL AM. Now he is Preaching that Calm has been restored after asking people to restrategise and KILL People. What a Country @DHQNigeria @HQNigerianArmy @OfficialDSSNG

@Realoilsheikh @OfficialDSSNG @PoliceNG @vdmempire Coward like you, you don’t even have a face!

Dear @OfficialDSSNG @PoliceNG, This moronic imbecile, @vdmempire should be arrested and investigated. Today, there were reports of fresh killings in Jos, courtesy of this animal's push for Plateau Youths to pick arms & kill anyone they don't recognise as being from the area. The foolish man isn't unaware that this is a recipe that fuels further killings, especially in a multicultural environment like Jos. The @NGRSenate @HouseNGR should investigate this ethno religious war monger and bring him to book.

@Alex_Barbir @KafinHausaa Don’t mind them, they made a narrative up in their head and run with it.

@KafinHausaa When was I in security custody?

BREAKING: Photos have emerged showing the terror¥st, Alex Babir at the Abuja airport as he attempted to leave Nigeria on Wednesday night before security operatives could arrest him. Reports indicate that he tried to board an Air France flight. As of now, there has been no official statement or confirmation from Nigerian security agencies on whether he was later allowed to travel or remains in their custody.

@moyolawal She want to blessing CEO us

Sheybi my bullies are happy now 😔😭 …😂😪😪

@BashirAhmaad Google him, he’s bigger than you.

My friend, Shamsudden, told me that someone named Skales has been busy insulting me on this platform. I genuinely asked, “Who is he?” and he told me he is a musician. By God, that was the first time I ever heard his name. Nigeria is truly so big!

@Naija_farmers Just call Fulani herdsmen make them come graze them.

The moment your maize is showing this colour!!! Just abandon the field 😔... It's gone

@ifedayo_johnson E never even start work he’s already looking tired

“Insha Allah, 2027 is sure” - Ladi Adebutu, Ogun State PDP gubernatorial aspirant. LADO is coming! 🫣

@seyilaw1 Look at his heavy cheeks…. Idiót

This is it.

@BashirAhmaad @chaimoo4real212 You dey crase!

This is a strong call on the relevant authorities to urgently look into the activities of this young foreigner, Alex Barbir, who has been moving around openly, spreading hate and attempting to incite violence against Nigerians of diverse backgrounds. The authorities should take swift and lawful steps to investigate, apprehend, where necessary and ensure accountability to safeguard peace, unity and public order.