Toochukwu

Men mount normally.

@Uche_Gloriaa Dark mode

Dark mode or light mode?

@the_Lawrenz 100

How many pushups can you do immediately you wake up in the morning?

You dey use slangs for Odumeje ke??😩😂

Omo…our society don go😩

You contribute to my system, I contribute to your system, together we form an ecosystem. It’s that simple😀

No one sexualizes women more than women themselves. Few days ago here, there was a thread about ladies posting their cars, just about few of them participated. Now, there’s this current trend of them bending over, with their ass facing upwards, boom💥 all of them have joined. 😩

@trigottista Everyday, Nigeria sinks into a new low.

Tinubu go Benue, he no reach Yelwata Tinubu go Plateau, he Jos dey airport What a president 😂

@Gabitto17 What’s there for us??

Dear Nigerian men, Please visit Namibia once before getting married. You'll thank me.

@DeNiike_ 😂😂 Low vibration indeed

A new day to see tweets of things that never happened. "My landlady that i cooked for...", "a man stopped me today and I slapped him..." Lie lie people 🌚😒

@iamlarrygee On first glance, I thought it was Vince😂. Happy birthday Larry. Have a great year ahead.

Happy Birthday to Me 🎉 It’s Such a Beautiful Day… Pray for me 🙏🏻

There was a time saying “I don’t listen to Afrobeats/Nigerian artists” was a flex. Our artists really put in work to go global.

@AnuAkinwande Super work💪🏾🔥

I was already so sore but I ended my back day with chin ups and the back is backing💪🏾🤭

@SOghenerukewe Amen🙏🏾

Top of the morning to you all. May your day be productive and profitable.🙏

@iamlarrygee Happy birthday Vince. Have a great year.

It’s my Birthday Say a prayer for me Friends

No be to dey do leg press, you go fit run squatting??🤔😩

@ola_mide9 You sef try make am

I no fit suffer with any broke man ooo, what if he no later make am ?

@itz_taser I do it a lot. So as not to appear desperate.

But why do some men collect a girl’s number and wait for days before texting or calling her?

@_makkiee They sold 2 for 30 naira. Good old days

Remember when egg was 20 Naira?

@EmConceptX 😂😄

@Tcee_Dev Nor be u go tell me what to do

If you collect a girl’s number, don’t text or call her immediately. Give it like 1 week before texting. So she wouldn’t think you’re desperate.

I feel Sabinus should wrap it up with skit-making. I no longer find him funny😩