motherfucking trainwreck

Bartender chronicles: a complete stranger thought it would be okay to kiss my cheek goodbye

my biggest financial mistake was being in 8th grade in 2009 when I should’ve been buying foreclosed real estate

She's a 10, but she's a 14, an 8, and a 12. She just wants to be able to buy pants online, but clothing sizes for women are bullshit.

i made a little presentation

All these fucknut politicians saying now isn’t the time for politics. Your literal only job is politics. Even the bare minimum is too high a bar.

I’m a gun owner. Do not tell me our Founders conceived of this carnage when they wrote the Constitution. Do not tell me they would have tolerated this madness. Do not tell me that teachers must be armed. And do not tell me your AR15 is worth more than another 14 children’s lives.

It’s a scary world where children aren’t universally untouchable. How can anyone take those babies lives?! I’m so angry and sad

🙌🏽 watch this as much as you watch the game tonight….

insane how the only notable change since Sandy Hook is that kids are now formally trained to hide, barricade doors, fight, or run for their lives. that was the solution. to literally put the responsibility on them to figure it out and wish them luck.

It’s so sad that this occurrence is the norm now. When’s the last time we went a year without a school shooting? All those baby’s lost.

@finneas facts do not lie. mental health is not the issue here

Took 30 seconds of looking at Rachael Busch’s twitter to wanna scream until my head explodes. Please do everyone a favor and shut the fuck up

I have been personally victimized by daylight savings time

@jaidizzz Allen burger venture!

@Tcullen3 where at?? i’ll try to get sam to go out!

It’s my first night serving at the new place and I’m a little nervous 😬😬

This fucking judge for traffic court is 20 minutes late.

The thug vampire

Peppermint cocoa tea slaps

Just caught up on all of @AMorbidPodcast and started to listen to crime countdown bc I CANT stop listening to @ashkell83 and @AlainaToTheMax

Toast w hot sauce is an elite snack