Tanaya

RCB broke their curse just for Drake to claim it! #RCB #IPLFinal

This city hasn’t felt like this in years.
But last night, it did. Thanks to our man Chaand.
 Bengaluru, you soft-launched your charm again 💕

And for 30 minutes, I was just… coasting. Didn’t even reach for my headphones to drown in drunken nostalgia or text anyone I shouldn’t be missing. And most importantly, not for a second did I feel unsafe.

Bengaluru lore time! Last night, tipsy at 1 AM, I got into a rick from Indiranagar. Didn’t expect a spontaneous DJ set. But the man had range. Follow the thread:

life can be soooo beautiful when you have new episodes dropping of a little tv show you love each week . like oooo monday we have the white lotus and friday we have severance . you can’t kill yourself . it’s not allowed . what about your little tv shows

Didn’t even get a sec to pull my shit together after the teaser drop 😭😭😭😭😭

yellow toh mera favourite color hai bhi nahi, just saying

‘Shake to reveal’ but their true intentions on dating apps.

when your card declines at therapy so they bring your classmates from 5th grade.

Monisha beta Pista Milk nahi, Iced Matcha Latte bolo!

when your card declines at therapy so they bring your Facebook status updates from 2010.

Another year, another campaign, 0 in(sigh)ts.

These Ola, Uber, Rapido, Namma Yatri, Bumble, Hinge bois always be cancelling on me.

Yeh Audacity aaj kal dukaano mein mil rahi hai kya? Discount pe?

Me this Friday : At home, still in office clothes, wrapping up urgent work for a raging client. Meanwhile my junior, 2 hours post their deadline (Verbatim): ‘Sorry, can’t share the doc today, my parents aren’t allowing me to work since it’s the weekend’ Damn, Gen Z is cute!

Shitting on Xs never gets old!