Team China

@TeamUSA4014 Could you please deactivate Colonel Song's YouTube account

Song is still not dead?!

@TeamUSA4014 #dasright

Anonymous assassins, supported by intel to avoid killing 'body doubles', announce attempt on Song's life on Twitter complete with #selfie

China has filed a class action lawsuit against IGN for cruel and unusual scoffing.

China is investigating the mysterious death of Colonel Song and 52 of his closest advisors and supporters in the NK government. #whodunit

Experts scoff at the idea that Taiwan is capable of launching a missile over 1k miles without detection.

What Chinese food should China bring to the #Banquet?

Chinese no-fly zone established in East China Sea.

Chinese Air & Space administration, caving in to overwhelming scoffing, announces plans to scrap their lunar rail-gun project & moon base.

China has dispatched 10,000-strong PLAN task force to provide aid in Diaoyu region near ground zero. Map of blast:

Chinese military analysts' map of Chengdu J-20 fighter range. This does not include (longer) range of bombers,

Railgun demonstrated by NASA in 2013: youtube.com/watch?v=nWh_5w…

Quantum computing has been an established technology since the 2010's. Google + Nasa purchased one in 2013: bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/05/16/goo…

U.S. condemns @IntaTeamVietnam's increasingly aggressive actions and the continued implicit support of their actions

Disneyland Hanoi ($4B) costs more than aircraft carrier ($250M) + Indian destroyers ($350M) + Oculus Rift ($2B) #inflation #priceless #wat

China took the most gold medals in the 2024 Olympics. South Korea underperformed, only winning 4 bronze medals #notthegrammys

China recommends its citizens to not visit South Korean national park located on top of scenic DMZ minefield. #badidea

Obviously the collision between Viet sub and Da Nang Chinese Corvette was in Chinese territory. #dontbestupid

China will work with South Korea to pursue constructive solutions to Japanese intrusions in other Asian countries' territory #betterbackup