The Perezident

@alyssapaige25 Reading a book and putting my phone on Do Not Disturb

What are we doing this evening? Going out? Staying in? Eating grapes under a table at midnight?

@alyssapaige25 Please tell me his name is Piggie Smalls aka the Notorious P.I.G

Early Christmas present 🐽🐖🐷 look at his teefees 🥰

@alyssapaige25 I’ve done that plenty of times. Coffee is life

I am once again driving 60 miles round trip for coffee 🧋

So when he goes to the bathroom is he…P P Sabathia?

@papa_cole45 I love that guy’s name

Lars Nootbaar you are a Yankee

@FarnoushAmiri He’s always been trippin

Leader McConnell’s injuries after his fall earlier today. (AP Photo/ J. Scott Applewhite)

@Johns9007Logan @JoezMcfLy It pretty much writes itself! 😂

@TeamNolan1 @JoezMcfLy I’m disappointed with how few people got it😁😁

Sigh

@BabbleBronx Chris_the_perezident

@TeamNolan1 What’s your tik tok ill give you a follow

Anyone on this app use tik tok?

@alyssapaige25 People are jealous because they don’t pay that much for creating spreadsheets all day 😂

I will never understand “that’s too much money for 1 player.” Stay tf out of other peoples pockets! Soto worked his entire life for this payday & contract. Go be poor somewhere else, I’m going to respect the hustle.

Waiting to hear the announcement about DJ LeMahieu being our starting 1B

@alyssapaige25 I think about those dumb buckets whenever the Yankees sign some bum off the non-tender list. Like irony?

Thinking about everyone who indulged in a plethora of chicken buckets this summer to contribute to keeping Soto. Now that I doesn’t matter, yall better get your cholesterol checked

@alyssapaige25 Noooooooooo

Fuck it. Let’s sign big meat Pete just as a dick slap in the face to Cohen. Actually, how messy would that make this next season?! 😏DO IT!

@alyssapaige25 Time to open the checkbook and make the team strong. We got this

Ok, I’m over it faster than I thought I would be. Good riddance. I would still rather be a Yankee, any day of the week, than a Mets fan & that will never change.

@Carowinds is the most inefficient park I’ve ever been to

@alleycabral You driving to the moon or something?

from november 3rd to the 15th, i have spent $849.47 on uber…. i am appalled

I think Taylor/Serrano had more punches thrown in one round than the entire Tyson/Paul fight

@Bosslogic Serrano should come out and fight Paul…and she’d kick his ass

This is just sad and tough to watch... #tysonvspaul

Jake Paul’s next fight is gonna be against a pile of boxer briefs