Team Penis

@WC2512 @YorksLancsTH @WestYorkshireCA @Calderdale @CIHTUK I think what he meant was about how only half of the bus station is open.

@YorksLancsTH @WestYorkshireCA @Calderdale @CIHTUK It's a bus station. There is never a grand opening ceremony. Look at Ashton in 2020. State of the art interchange.. no banners or decorations, or anything. It was just another day.

Some good news to share - our Halifax Bus Station scheme with @Calderdale has won a @CIHTUK Environmental Sustainability award. Congratulations to all involved. Read more at westyorks-ca.gov.uk/all-news-and-b….

@X_B7RLE_X 😂

Bunga Bunga

Welcome to Team Penis, we cancel all of our services across Calderdale and Kirklees. Here is a map of all the services we don't run! ^PS

We regret to inform you that 20, 21, 22, 524 and 532 are cancelled for the rest of the year since our drivers simply can't be arsed to turn up. Travel with @northernfailway instead. ^PS

@BlackburningBus Don't forget there's now a Team Penis account. ^PS

Well it's been decided, I'll work on setting the accounts up soon

Should I make all the Trandev parody accounts (Rosso, Burnley & Blackburn bus company

Our Optare Tempo 1406 seems to have managed to escape our depot today! Whoever is the main allocator of @Failsdev should be ashamed as the bus held up a whole queue of traffic coming out of Holmfirth.

@Failsdev What a lovely brand! ^PS

Here's one of our Bitchway buses ^RH

@JenOnTheMoveUK @AvantiCoast1 @FailandRoad @EngFail79153 @Hell_Trains @Failsdev @My_Ghettro @SEasternfail @LumnoFailTravel @PrestonBusFail @RofailaBus @GoAwayGroup @DiemondBusNW @LastManchester @StagepoorGM @WestMidsFailway I know these parody accounts are bloody dreadful!