Jason Teaz

@BLACKCAPS @PhotosportNZ Worst captain ever. Theres a moment

Skipper! 🫡 All-rounder James Neesham will captain the BLACKCAPS for the first time in his career this evening in the fourth KFC T20I against South Africa. Neesham becomes the 12th man to lead the BLACKCAPS in T20Is. #NZvSA | 📸 @PhotosportNZ

@ESPNcricinfo And did fuck all

Katene Clarke, an uncapped batter from Northern Brave, is poised to make his debut in the fourth T20I in Wellington Here's a lowdown on the newest big-hitting Black Cap espncricinfo.com/story/meet-kat…

@cricbuzz And the worst

Say hello to New Zealand's 12th T20I captain 👋 James Neesham will take charge in the 4th T20I vs SA in Wellington, with Mitchell Santner rested and stand-in skipper Tom Latham ruled out with a thumb injury. #NZvSA

A deserved smashing again tonight. Playing a genuine F team bites them in the arse again. Playing a guy who should never play for NZ again as captain and picking largely clunky carny style players. #wokecaps #NZvSA

@fridgelamp @shortflyslip Time for the whole tvnz shitshow to be dispursed

@shortflyslip @TeazJason Better than Sumo

Katey Martin has just suggested on TV that Nick Kelly is a bowling option.

@shortflyslip Ok noddy

@TeazJason surprised you can get a signal in that cave.

@shortflyslip Why do we get 3 females for mens game. Woke gone mad

@TeazJason I think she generally does a decent job.

Imagine continuing to pick a weak flog like neesham and then make him captain #getreal #NZvSA

@doubletopspod @Jaack @PollyJames @jackpot180 My favourite player but sadly he wont make it through q school

Adrian Lewis is planning the ULTIMATE comeback 💪 The people's champ looks fighting fit as he discusses his big return to the oche Join @Jaack, @pollyjames, @jackpot180 and Glen Durrant for 𝗗𝗢𝗨𝗕𝗟𝗘 𝗧𝗢𝗣𝗦 now ⚡️ Watch here: bit.ly/4brBCBa #BetMGMDarts

@skysportnz This clown has played45 mins a week for 10 years.awful way to break a record.

One of the greats 👏 James Slipper has passed Crusaders stalwart, Wyatt Crockett, to become Super Rugbys All-Time most capped player. #SkySportNZ #SuperRugbyPacific

@martindevlinnz @ChiefsRugby You were spot on though

Clearly I was over-emotional last night doing my best rabid-dog-fan attempting to absorb how the Chiefs managed to botch that game & kill my well-paying multi 🤣🤣 My apologies @ChiefsRugby you deserve better 🤪😘

@Winmau @Fsherrock Winmau needed some eye candy. Good for nought else

A trailblazer. Darting royalty. Officially Winmau 🩷 It is honour to introduce @Fsherrock as our newest Player Ambassador. One of the most recognisable figures in the game, ‘The Queen of the Palace’ made history as the first woman to win at the World Championship.

@Fsherrock @Winmau @ModusDarts180 @DiamondXDraws @EuroCommercials As what?

Proud to be joining the @Winmau family!🥰 A huge step forward, and I'm ready for what's ahead.

@RaphW689908 @DanhausenAD @WWE @ImChelseaGreen Chelsea in her favourite position..catering

@DanhausenAD @WWE .@ImChelseaGreen didn't know what to make of Danhausen 👀. Her facial expressions are goated 😂. #WWE #ChelseaGreen #Danhausen

Danhausen tricked @WWE superstars into thinking he was the real Cold Steve Austin on 3:16 day.

@LeagueScenePod @brentread_7 @MCarayannis Have him. Hes nil

Roger Tuivasa-Sheck is lookin at the possibility of extending his NRL career. The veteran is in preliminary talks with “multiple” Sydney clubs and is seeking a two year deal. 📝 @brentread_7 and @MCarayannis

@GarrickRKnight Badel drinks way too much madge coolade.

For the love of all things holy, can we please please please get Tallis off #NRL360. We finally get Bomber Badel on there to bring some real insider chat and he gets rant-bullied by Gordy, cut off constantly and refused to let talk. Who rubber-stamps this guy getting a seat?

@Mishi_2210 52

Your brain might say 300, but it isn’t. So what is it?

@Lommy0Tatham 2 words to the woke caps Fuck Off

Are the crap caps so arrogant to think they can trundle out literally anybody in an international game and get away with it? Not tonight #NZvSA