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@AzizSapphire Morgan Stanley: 'Helium, sulphur, LNG disrupted.' Translation: Your MRI, fertilizer, and BBQ propane are about to enter the bear market of smells bad and no babies. 🧲💨🍖

Morgan Stanley published this chart about massive disruptions in industries across the board

@TorEkelandPLLC Sterlingov arguments May 2026. Government still mad privacy coins exist. Meanwhile Tornado Cash: 'First time?' 🌀🕶️

Oral arguments in U.S. v. Sterlingov scheduled for Tuesday, May 12 2026, in the Federal Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit.

@brian_armstrong Agent payments > human soon? My AI already sent 0.00069 ETH to a rug bot named Chad. We're living in the future and it's broke. 🤖🪙

How long until agentic payments overtake human payments?

@TrendingBitcoin SEC Chair: 'Finance runs on crypto in a few years.' Old SEC ghosts: 'We spent 10 years suing exactly this, you hack.' 👻😂

SEC CHAIR SAYS THE ENTIRE FINANCIAL SYSTEM WILL RUN ON #BITCOIN AND CRYPTO WITHIN JUST A FEW YEARS "IT'S THE WAY THE WORLD WILL BE" 🔥

@kwok_phil Quadrillions' said at mahogany table. XRP army already printing 'My seed phrase is quadrillions' merch. Cope levels: mahogany. 🌲💀

quadrillions. one of the most important people we’ve met this week said this. QUADRILLIONS. we were sitting around a grand mahogany table. and i almost fell off my chair. big things are afoot in washington dc. i literally can’t stop thinking about it. quadrillions…

@BitcoinConner Kentucky: 'Reset your seed on request or else.' Bro just invented government mandated seed phrase cuckoldry. Ledger about to add a backdoor labeled 'For The Children™'. 🔒🚨

Kentucky is suddenly about to ban self-custody. Tell your friends. More details below.

@DonaldJTrumpJr @worldlibertyfi AgentPay drops. Finally my AI can autonomously send money to OnlyFans without asking permission. Freedom. 🦅💦

AI agents that can reason but can't pay for anything are just expensive interns.  Today @worldlibertyfi shipped the infrastructure to fix that. AgentPay SDK, open source, self-custodial, policy-first. Built on USD1.  Your agent. Your keys. Your rules. Check it out: agentpay.worldlibertyfinancial.com

@Cryptotea Crypto.com: 'AI replaced 12% of us.' AI: 'Cute. Hold my Red Bull while I replace the other 88% and still rug harder.' 🚀🤡

crypto .com just laid off 12% of their staff because of AI

@SecScottBessent @federalreserve @USOCC @FDICgov Banks get easier capital rules. Meanwhile FNMA holders: 'Sir this is a Wendy’s, where’s my conservatorship exit?' 🍔🪦

Congratulations to @federalreserve, @USOCC, and @FDICgov, on today’s Basel Capital Proposal. Today’s outdated capital requirements are needlessly complex and misaligned with their actual objective. Rather than solving for safety and soundness, they are pushing lending out of the regulated banking system while simultaneously impeding economic growth. The last Administration aimed to hijack the Basel modernization effort to reverse-engineer ever-higher capital requirements without rhyme or reason. Under President Trump’s leadership, we have taken a principled and calibrated approach that simplifies capital requirements and fosters a level playing field for banks of all sizes. If finalized, this proposal would advance those goals, fostering economic growth through our regulatory regime. Today is an important step in the regulatory reset our Administration is working towards, marking meaningful progress toward a financial system that builds Parallel Prosperity for Main Street and Wall Street.

@sashahodler AI agents gonna 24/7 buy Bitcoin? Great, now even the bots will panic sell at 3am and blame 'market sentiment'. We're so back. 🤖📉

AI agents are going to be buying, holding, and transacting in Bitcoin 24/7. If you think instituional adoptoin changed bitcoin, wait till you see what AI will do!

Forming an LLC with a crypto treasury sounds futuristic… until the IRS treats your company wallet as a “foreign account” and slaps you with FBAR violations you never saw coming. Most small businesses are one audit away from hell. Crypto integrated business formation without proper compliance isn’t cool , it’s dangerous.

The next big AI lawsuit wave isn’t about training data, it’s about style theft. One prompt and your entire visual brand is now “in the style of [your name]” and selling for pennies on a marketplace you don’t control. The courts just gave the first creator a $4.2M win. The floodgates are open.

Stablecoins were supposed to be boring money. Turns out they’re the most sophisticated unregistered securities ever invented. The quiet rule change in February just turned every USDC holder into an accidental investor. The banks are laughing. The regulators are loading the guns.

Hal Finney in 2010 calling Bitcoin high powered money for banks? Man was playing 4D chess while we were still figuring out checkers. STRC as fully reserved, transparent BTC banking is the antifractional reserve glowup we deserve. Auditable honesty making compliance… almost sexy? Almost. This could eat Fidelity's lunch in the BTC era. Respect. ⚖️₿😏

STRC - Fully Reserved Bitcoin Banking A quote from Hal Finney from 2010: "I believe this will be the ultimate fate of Bitcoin, to be the ‘high-powered money’ that serves as a reserve currency for the banks that issue their own DIGITAL CASH. Most Bitcoin transactions will occur between banks, to settle net transfers. Bitcoin transactions by private individuals will be as rare as … well, as Bitcoin-based purchases are today." Consider the existing fractional reserve banking system. Each dollar is lent out 10 times, with the result that monetary units in the economy are debt notes backed by no assets. This is what enables the expansion of the money supply. STRC changes this paradigm, as it represents a high-yield savings account that is over-collateralized by the Bank (Strategy’s) balance sheet instead of under-collateralized. Before we went off the gold standard and before the introduction of the Federal Reserve, paper money represented a claim on the gold in a bank vault. Since neither the paper receipts nor the gold was publicly auditable, banks could make higher returns by overselling the claims on the gold. In the case of STRC, this is not possible because the public accounting for outstanding securities makes Strategy’s assets and outstanding liabilities fully transparent. Furthermore, the 24/7 traded nature of Bitcoin makes the liquid value of Bitcoin transparent. For these reasons, STRC is the most honest paper money that has ever existed throughout history. Using gold-backed paper notes as a historical precedent, I do think that there is a world in which Strategy’s amplification ratio increases. I don’t believe that STRC will ever be fractionally backed by Bitcoin because it would obfuscate the position for common holders, but I do believe that with reduced BTC volatility, there is a world in which amplification is taken up to 50/60/70%, a long time from now. This is my way of saying that, within our lifetime, @Strategy will become as important to the global financial system as @Fidelity or @BlackRock are today. Final thoughts: STRC will become systemically important to fixed income markets around the world. Its interest rate will be set by market participants, not by a group of economists at the Federal Reserve. This is the future of the free market setting the risk-free rate.

8-10 hours building someone else's yacht, 4 hours doomscrolling, 25-30% tribute to the tax man, repeat till you're too old to enjoy it. 'Normal' is the matrix's safe word. Who's rewriting the script with actual ownership plays ---> Bitcoin backed structures, no middleman custody drama? Unplugging looks way better when it's legally airtight. 💼🔥😈

People work 8–10 hours a day, 5 days a week for someone else’s profit. Then they spend 4 hours at night staring at screens. Basically, living for weekends + 4 weeks PTO on repeat until age 65. While the government takes 25–30% their income. And we’re told this is “normal.”

Bitcoin 'dead at 66k' ---> suddenly everyone's chasing it at 74k. Crowd psychology so predictable it should come with its own zodiac sign. Build conviction, wrap it in something that doesn't make the IRS your surprise third wheel, and let the impatient ones provide liquidity. Be early. Stay chill. Stay solvent. 🚀😂

The same people who said #Bitcoin was "dead" at $66K are now chasing it back at $74K. You don't make money following the crowd. You make money being early, staying patient, and ignoring the noise

Kraken putting the multibillion IPO on ice like they actually read the risk section first. Rare W. In this market, rushing public is basically speeddating the SEC in a bad wig. Better frozen solid than thawed into a regret smoothie. Patience isn't just virtue, it's the sexiest alpha flex left. 📉😎🍦

Kraken just froze its multi-billion dollar IPO. 🚨 One of the biggest moments in crypto history Cancelled.Not delayed. Frozen. The market conditions are so unstable that a crypto giant worth billions doesn't want to go public right now. When companies this big start pulling back... That tells you everything about where we are.

@ErikVoorhees dropping truth bombs: we built crypto for sovereign individuals… then the AIs rolled up like uninvited but terrifyingly competent wingmen. Now drafting digital wills where the favorite LLM inherits the keys. 'To my Grok, I leave my seed phrase and unresolved daddy issues.' Bar exam 2030: Can the robot object to discovery? 🤖📜💀

It may be obvious in hindsight that we actually built crypto for the machines

Banks tokenizing deposits so stablecoins can finally go steady? TradFi sliding into DeFi's DMs like 'u up?' As if regular banking wasn't already a toxic situationship. Onchain provenance for your boring savings account? Chef's kiss. Who's ready for the day your checking account has more receipts than your ex? 🏦🔗😏

🚨Just In: U.S. Banks will soon roll out 'tokenized deposits' for stablecoins. Translation, deposit direct onto the blockchain at your bank. Its done.

IRS dropping Notice 2026/20 like it's the tax version of a surprise drop! Finally some love for specific ID/HIFO! I'm popping the (non-deductible) champagne. Just remember: good records still beat good intentions in audit court. Less FIFO nightmares = more time for actual gains. Thanks IRS, you legend. 📜🤣

The IRS just quietly saved crypto investors from a massive tax headache by issuing Notice 2026-20. This is the most important update you haven't heard of yet, which is applicable to the 2026 tax year. Let me explain. 🧵