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@MSSmith76 "doubles as a raft in case of emergency."

You can upgrade to “The XXXL Bootleg Hat” for only 15 dollars more

@thearsfamily97 honestly, i'd be perfectly happy running it back again with this team as long as arteta rotates the team better. none of our players are aging out, none are harmful to the team, and all of them are contributing.

Not my first choice (or second) but I don't really care who we sign as third CF as long as it does affect our LW and CM chases. 65m for him is absolute insanity, though. Typical scenario of a German team inflating the price to an English team. I've said it before and reports have cosigned this: LW, CM, and RB. Anything else is a luxury.

@TheWARmonger_ that's a gorgeous break. devo never got all the hype that the likes of van slyke and edmonds got for the same reason.

Ceddanne Rafaela is one of few outfielders who can catch a 5% probability ball without diving. Such an amazing jump and pursuit it barely draws a reaction from the announcers. It's measurably one of the toughest catches we'll see this year. The vast majority of outfielders aren't getting close to this one, and the few who do are fortunate to catch it on the dive:

@RappSlegers i mean, we did get away with that. i get the on-pitch referee missing it but VAR should have caught it. that is literally what they're there for. to me, andrew of arseblog has the litmus test i agree with the most: how would i feel if it happened the other way?

When they benefit its suddenly "no comment"

@LakeShowYo it's always some mouthy cunt that has never done shit and would cry in a heartbeat if anything ever happens. . . . . and, if they're ever called on it, they'd go, "what? it's just banters! sports!" like a bitch ass.

OKC fan: “Now you don’t have to play defense” Reaves: “Shut the f*ck up! He’s hurt!” OKC fan: “F*ck you” Reaves: “F*CK YOU!” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@js9inningsmedia 1) the whole notion where the dumbass thinks atlanta players are supposed to fuck up their numbers for his feels is idiotic. 2) i'm relatively certain i've heard this dumbfuck gloat when it was arizona with a big lead and hitting.

Arizona Diamondbacks announcers didn’t seem too thrilled when everything was going the Atlanta Braves way in the 9th inning up by 16 runs 👀

@TalkinBaseball_ not gonna lie, at his age, i literally had to set 3 alarms - 1 on each side of the bed and the 3rd across the room - staggered to wake up on time. and they were those old school obnoxious metal ones, not the modern day pleasant chimes. so i get where dude's coming from.

Carter Jensen spoke to the media about the situation. “I don’t really have an excuse, nor should I”

@marzball @TalkinBaseball_ man, you're in your feels so hard. are you okay? i'm not even an alonso fan. i just think using him as a scapegoat the way people did was idiotic.

@TechrsTlamunus @TalkinBaseball_ You crying for alsonso bozo

Not the start the Mets were looking for

@timstillman_ van domselaar is still the one i feel most comfortable with. glad she took that gamble.

Chelsea Arsenal is always decided by very small margins. Chelsea could easily have won the tie with what they created. The decision to reinstall van Domselaar was brave (she made a mistake on Saturday and hasn’t been herself this season) but that dice roll won Arsenal the tie.

@YahooSports he screwed up and he acknowledged/admitted it. i can respect that.

Home plate umpire Mark Wegner acknowledged Tuesday he lost track of the count in an at-bat that should've resulted in a strikeout for the Red Sox. "It was actually strike three," Wegner told a pool reporter after the Red Sox lost, 9-2, to the Reds. "Had anybody caught it, we can always go and call replay and check the count. I’ve never done that before. I’m not happy about it. Just made a mistake.”

@Dashytwo if i understand correctly, teams were looking to draft him mid-2nd and he or his agent asked them not to so he could go FA.

This mf Austin Reaves was cold asf in college how could he possibly go undrafted 😭

@factpostnews listen, i would be okay with that. states can just stop sending in their federal taxes so they can spend it on these things locally as he suggests. or, at least, make it so donor states aren't sending in more than they receive so that it evens out. then they can do as he says.

Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.

Michael Conforto off my baseball team ASAP

@Bnicklaus7 it'll be only two top 100 prospects in 3 years this time.

It’s remarkable to look at this and figure the Dodgers will somehow still find a way to put a decent class together

@KathrynBatte she's not wrong. we got away with that one and VAR screwed up hard.

Fair play I’ve never seen a manager get their phone out to show evidence during an interview

@HyeseongKimMuse WHY DIDN'T HE TAKE THAT PITCH?!?!?

Hyeseong Kim’s first hit of the game! Kim lines a hard-hit single into right field! #김혜성

@native_ace @TempoBasketball are . . . are you . . . are you unfamiliar with sportsball and how trades work?

@TempoBasketball What ! What type cheating shit is that

TRADE ALERT 🚨 We've acquired the 26th pick in the 2026 WNBA draft from the Chicago Sky (via the New York Liberty) in exchange for passing on Chicago’s unprotected list in the 2026 Expansion Draft.

@thetailgateapp "bUT tHe HUmAn ELeMeNT!"

"Right down the middle for ball 1" HAS to be the best call ever 😭

@UnderdogMLB 100% better than ohtani.

Jazz Chisholm Jr. is picked off while adjusting his sliding mitt