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In honor of April Fool’s Day, a reminder to all the MAGA shidiots who told me to “cry harder” after the 2024 election… He promised you no more foreign wars and now we’re putting boots on the ground in Iran. He promised you $2.00 gas, it’s now over $4. He promised you tariff checks that never came, lower grocery prices that have since gone up, and millions of Epstein files he never released. He fooled you all because you wanted to believe a pathological liar conman felon gave a shit about you, when he never has and never will. So, today, I lift a glass filled to the brim with your salty tears and I say, cry harder stupids. Cry. Fucking. Harder.

I don’t give a fuck what Kristi Noem’s husband is into when it comes to his sexuality (unless it’s illegal). What I do care about is people like Kristi Noem trying to police everyone else’s personal choices when it comes to theirs. open.substack.com/pub/jojofromje…

BREAKING: Pam Bondi fired at Attorney General

@Mauigirltoo Happy Birthday !

It’s balloon day for me. 🎈 59 trips around the sun today. So very grateful! 🥰

@angel_0f_deathx - !

Want to watch the birds with me?

NO KINGS - ORLANDO, FL - 3/28/2026 Protest with your vote in the midterms

Alaskan bear corrects a fallen roadside cone

@ThexyBeatht_2 < tilt >

I heard that the intestinal surface absorbs substances faster than the stomach. So if you see me with a bottle of Tito’s up my ass this evening, mind your business

@angel_0f_deathx Yes - you did (!)

Found a black rose lace bikini so naturally I had to have it

@BonnieBellG Happy Birthday ! ( just a Baby . . .)

For my birthday, I ask that everyone try to be a little kinder to each other. 💜 I’m 40 now… so respect this elder and love one another please!

@ThexyBeatht_2 One stop shopping !

Happy Friday weirdos! Running a clearance on my alibi packages this weekend. I have a spouse package, work, cops and the deluxe one I’ll show up in court pregnant. Holla!

@lexxishreds Yes ? ?

If you found this it wasn’t by accident, I am looking for my people born between 1960-1990!

@turtledumplin - ! !

I can’t breathe 😭😭😭💀

@angel_0f_deathx Nice dots !

beach day :)

How cute is this ?🐥🐥🥰❤️ Good morning everyone!

@MARCIAN2003 My thoughts are: “what a fantastic pic “

Your thoughts are not harmless. They become beliefs. Your beliefs become choices. Your choices become your life. Pay attention to what you’re telling yourself daily. Happy Thursday loves ❤️❤️🌺

@ThexyBeatht_2 It will STILL be listening in on you. Even after Deletement.

Asked ChatGPT to, based on my birth chart, predict my soulmate’s date of birth. And I KID YOU NOT! First option it gave me was my ex’s dob! And I never even told it. I’m deleting this dumb app. SMFH!

@ThexyBeatht_2 Any of them ?

What flavor of margarita pairs best with fk this shit?