I promised the boys we'd watch Empire Strikes Back tonight, and I have to get my thoughts together for when they ask about Luke and Leia making out.
Ted Lasso #S02E01#TedLasso
Gentlemen, I am, by nature, a believer. Ghosts, spirit guides, aliens. Still, I can't actually tell you what lives beyond our physical world and what doesn't. What I can tell you, is that with the exception of the wit and wisdom of Calvin and Hobbes, not much lasts forever.
You coaching football. Mate, you are a legend for doing something so stupid. I mean, it's mental. They're gonna fuc$ing murder you.
Ted Lasso #S01E01#TedLasso
You have an amazing offer for a new reality show in Ibiza. How do you feel about taking ecstasy every night for three straight weeks?
Ted Lasso #S02E02#TedLasso
There's someone in my life now who... maybe it's chemicals or maybe it's pheromones, but... I wanna be with her all the time. Is that love, or do I just have a problem?
Ted Lasso #S02E09#TedLasso