Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso

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Hi Boss! / S01E08 The Diamond Dogs #TedLasso #TedLasso

Aw, Ted. Haven't you lived here long enough to realize? It's the hope that kills you. / S01E10 The Hope that Kills You #TedLasso #TedLasso

Ted: This is bleak, yeah? I mean, look at it out there. Looks like a Renaissance painting portraying masculine melancholy. Ted Lasso #S02E12 #TedLasso

I promised the boys we'd watch Empire Strikes Back tonight, and I have to get my thoughts together for when they ask about Luke and Leia making out. Ted Lasso #S02E01 #TedLasso

It's what my ticket says... / S01E09 All Apologies #TedLasso #TedLasso

Keeley: Hi, Barbara. That's a nice outfit. Barbara: Oh, thank you. Yes. I like clothes that tell the truth. Ted Lasso #S03E10 #TedLasso

I like being Roy Kent. I don't know if I can handle being some loser has-been called Roy. / S01E09 All Apologies #TedLasso #TedLasso

Gentlemen, I am, by nature, a believer. Ghosts, spirit guides, aliens. Still, I can't actually tell you what lives beyond our physical world and what doesn't. What I can tell you, is that with the exception of the wit and wisdom of Calvin and Hobbes, not much lasts forever.

I don't know what does it for me more, you mentioning Nigella or using the word "moist." Ted Lasso #S02E02 #TedLasso

I forgot I'm left-handed... / S01E08 The Diamond Dogs #TedLasso #TedLasso

Get my tats. Get that one. It's very important to me. Chinese for "arm." / S01E05 Tan Lines #TedLasso #TedLasso

You coaching football. Mate, you are a legend for doing something so stupid. I mean, it's mental. They're gonna fuc$ing murder you. Ted Lasso #S01E01 #TedLasso

You have an amazing offer for a new reality show in Ibiza. How do you feel about taking ecstasy every night for three straight weeks? Ted Lasso #S02E02 #TedLasso

You couldn't get one without the word unicorn written on it? / S01E06 Two Aces #TedLasso #TedLasso

There's someone in my life now who... maybe it's chemicals or maybe it's pheromones, but... I wanna be with her all the time. Is that love, or do I just have a problem? Ted Lasso #S02E09 #TedLasso

Be a goldfish Sam. / S01E02 Biscuits #TedLasso #TedLasso

We're near The Hague. We can go to the International Court of Justice. Poke around. Ask some questions. Ted Lasso #S03E06 #TedLasso

Well, you know my philosophy when it comes to cats, babies and apologies, Coach. You gotta let 'em come to you. Ted Lasso #S02E12 #TedLasso

Congrats. You both just met a cool person. / S01E03 Trent Crimm: The Independent #TedLasso #TedLasso

He could take it himself, but he makes the extra pass... / S01E05 Tan Lines #TedLasso #TedLasso