Ted

Happy World Book Day from me, the Fourth Doctor!

@AbdiJama10 Well done Abdi and good luck in the final!From Ted (Greenbank Summer Sports Club)

On to the semi-finals tomorrow vs Germany 2 more games to make history. Lets go 💪🏾🇬🇧🏀

Finally got my @TerribleMaps book!

Excited!

Lyndon Johnson is sworn in as the 36th president 6/6

Jack Ruby shoots Lee Harvey Oswald 5/6

Peanuts Re-enactment of the Assassination of JFK: the motorcade 1/6

What happens if you call 666 instead of 999?

My love for you has gone down to 95%

Happy World Book Day from me, Abraham Lincoln!

Why is this called "Grease", when it's set in America?

You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seven teeth.

What would happen if everyone on earth farted at the same time? It would become known as The Great Fart

The handbrake sounds like a fart

Is there a country called Norman?

I've got an imaginary friend - and it's me! It's me soul.

Happy World Book Day from me, Henry VIII!