DADDY TED 💋

Now why is Kori toot in it 😭

Lida bida boda butt. Emerald jade green ball. And Chippy dippy dopy dub. And Emy demy dong. Emy demy dong. Emerald jade green ball. And Lida bida boda butt. And Chippy dippy dopy dub.

How the fuck has one of my housemates broken the fire door I’m so confused

@CremeCremeCream Oh absolutely

@TedTalksDrag And the rainbow isn't straight either.. figures

I mean I’m one to talk this is my bedroom

if you’re watching Eurovision this year you’re a bit of a prick I’m sorry

@thekatebutch Last year I fully forgot about Eurovision and ended up in a bar and it was on in the background, i didn’t watch much really except glancing at the uk number cause everyone was cheering, anyone watching while that country is still in it, shame on them

My favourite drag queen, tayris mongard…Brighton pride let’s get our act together now and put some respect on mothers name

@Remysummerb THIS IS HILARIOUS

This was unplanned btw

That spider-man meme but we’re in @kyranthrax merch

This bathroom gets gayer and gayer everytime I visit home, now there’s sparkly blue on the ceiling to match the pink walls and green tile with orange flooring, my mum is one of those DIY lesbians

The way I’d die for Lida bida boda butt

I wanna marry myself

@lydiabkollins We love you

twitter is especially disgusting today what is happening let me get off of here

@morganmcmichael You’re so real for this, they just announced their summer menu and it looks SEXY

I have a massive craving for steak bakes from Greggs rn !!!

I’m SO sick of my catheter keeping me up at night

@Pasty_Kween Very aware this isn’t a healthy regime, I’m just extremely chronically fatigued

@Pasty_Kween I sleep through breakfast, and sometimes lunch, but my god I make up for it

Literally half of my diet is late night snacks at this point

@thecrystalenvy @queendaviddrag This is fucking insane

Yeah bc dreamworks called the mall and said they didn’t want queens….

@AlannahRose2003 My brain read king butch and threw the name Kate in there and I was like wait Kate king is doing York pride

I can’t believe I’m on this lineup?!??

No because why did the band have to split up boys you’re breaking me

Legit 5 or 6 years later, very glad I let these boys take up the entire inside of my right forearm

The way it goes from 200+ listens to all their songs to not even 100 listens of the rest IJBOL I’m so predictable