Teddy Purple

"You threw food at Vito. That's gotta be resolved." -Tony Soprano

@trillkidd_dre @EN0CX He also slept with a transgender prostitute

@EN0CX “He’s not the most masculine fellow” while wearing Velma’s jumper when she got a makeover 🤣🤣🤣

Eddie Murphy on Michael Jackson. 😂

@LucasGageX @NickJFuentes Bro wtf am I watching rn lmfaoo😭😭😭

@NickJFuentes We were in the small room right above the bouncy floor.

The first time I met Dan Bilzerian at his house, he had us put our phones in another room, then asked me how difficult it would be to assassinate Israeli government ministers. Then he invited me to Dubai and Qatar, which I declined. On his way there he was ambushed by the FBI 🤷‍♂️

@RampageJackson “Late night with my son who tried to murder a guy bc he’s a adult monkey”

LATE NIGHT LIVE WITH THE SON

@MIK3MCDANIEL N!gger lookin like squilliam😭

no shape up for the wedding is nuts nigga don’t give a fuck about her 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@GarbageHuman24 Wizard Mog

@DisaffectedZ Full metal jacket shit

we are going to shave dan bilzerian’s beard in the middle of the night

@OttisRot @TemooTitan Calm down man Jesus Christ.

@TemooTitan Lets save her bois. Don't let the monkeys take the good ones

She just exposed him 😭

@ilovewikipedia The same reason Humans like Heroin

i just don’t really trust the science. if chocolate’s so bad for dogs, why does my dog like it so much?

@BasedCuler36824 @Ciggerrr Nigga look like borat

@Ciggerrr lol

Dan Bilzerian will challenge Nick to a fight screenshot this

@gropyinton @DrDelta99 @Ciggerrr Same movements and all😭😭😭

@DrDelta99 @Ciggerrr This is a perfect representation of how it would go😭😭.

@nonregemesse Drawing him would be racist

This is the actor playing Agamemnon in the new Odyssey film

@poison2bloom Nah bro not nearly enough.

@Ted_Purp Too much bro

Thick thighs pussy salad

@ou2chh Nothing to smile about in my life ass picture

Every selfie I take looks like this

@HeemHectic Lmfaooo😭😭😭

If I’m LeBron I’m fucking both her and Savannah like a workout week, her Tuesday’s Thursday’s and Saturday’s, Savanah’s Monday’s Wednesday’s and Friday’s, and Sunday my day off

@freakbargeekbar That bong hit is what truly starts the trip

Tripping on psychedelics without weed is like eating wings with no sauce

Opening Twitter to a daily Chudthebuilder post like an advent calendar

I’m not believing a thing Dan Blizerian says until he shaves that fuckin homo beard of his

@brewsternova Bro this sucks🔥🔥

found an obscure cajun-american singer and his voice is angelic, it’s absolutely ethereal. there’s almost nothing written about his life in english. none of his music was released during his lifetime and he passed away in 2019. it’s truly a hidden gem.