Teddy Bergman

‘Mother Russia,’ Lauren Yee’s play at the Signature Theatre about the early post-Soviet era in St. Petersburg, is a very funny tragedy. vulture.com/article/theate…

@BillSimmons @netflix Talk about the Knicks and apologize!

Tonight Live at 8pm ET on @netflix —my Drake’s shoulder therapy session with Sal and Dr. Melfi —Fav Super Bowl props —Fav NBA Futures —A mega-Parent Corner

@BillSimmons We’ve suffered enough Bill! Don’t pile on!!

KNICKS PANIC TWEET

@Biedersam Post vid of you dancing in street please!

Congestion pricing is amazing. Was just in Lower Manhattan. Not car-choked, foot, bike and car traffic flowing very freely. Good idea, absolutely worth $9.

@CherylHines What would you have done on Curb if Larry had a dead bear cub in his trunk?

The decision has been made to suspend my husband's, Robert Kennedy Jr.'s, presidency and I'd like to extend a sincere, deeply heartfelt thank you to every person who has worked so tirelessly and lovingly on his campaign. They have accomplished feats that were said to be impossible. They have gathered over a million signatures, more than any candidate in history, and have achieved ballot access across the country despite the roadblocks and lawsuits that have been brought against them for the sole purpose of keeping Bobby off of the ballots so no one would even have the opportunity to vote for him. I deeply respect the decision Bobby made to run on the principle of unity. Over the last year and a half, I have met some extraordinary people from all parties — Democrats, Republicans, and Independents. It's been my experience that the vast majority of all parties are truly good people who want the best for our country and for each other. It has been an eye-opening, transformative, and endearing journey.

@NYPost_Berman #howu

Knicks were just ferocious in creating second and third chances. Exhausted Sixers couldn’t get a defensive rebound at all. Kudos to all that New York grit from many parties.

@jakesugarman @thenation Interesting piece in the Times a couple days ago about this too.

Inflation stands at 138.3. The presidential frontrunner believes he's on a mission from God and a dead dog named Conan. For @thenation, I wrote about an Argentina that appears to be coming apart at the seams thenation.com/article/world/…

@jakesugarman Great to see you back on this website.

I have some quibbles, but I appreciate a list that values his '80s titles as much as this one uproxx.com/movies/the-fil…

@Biedersam (or until you divorce your first wife and she dies in a car accident and you marry your long time mistress who you told that you wanted to be her tampon)

That's right! Marriage is between one MAN and one WOMAN for LIFE (or until divorce or annulment or beheading or imprisonment or also beheading again)

@Derrick_NYC Last one was supposed to be here at 6:18 and never materialized.

@TeddyBergman The next Manhattan bound A train is 1 min away and another is 12 mins away.

@Biedersam As a pay per view MMA cage match, I can't imagine better television.

“I’m sure Secretary Buttigieg will be surprised to learn how deeply a butter knife can cut,” Senator Klobuchar added.

“I will be bringing him to the butter carving” is absolutely a threat

@Biedersam Are you okay?

Ed Paschke erasure on the wall text of the Whitney ends TODAY

Everyone is painting like the Chicago Imagists/Hairy Who but nobody is talking about it and I’m not gonna stand for it anymore!!!!!

@Biedersam Comirnaty sounds like someone trying to say community on a lot of pills.

Call it Lion's Milk

Hi @moderna_tx I happily got your vaccine but now I am begging you not to embarrass me like when you start marketing

@Biedersam So glad to see you back at the skyscraper museum!

It is 2002, it is 2006, it is 2021. There is a Sex and the City movie coming, Ben and Jen are back together, and I am getting banned from the Gawker comments section.

@jakesugarman Big cutie is getting into some humor writing! Fun to watch you workshop!

@Biedersam what did you ever call there for? to ask about the specials?

Why was I calling the Sugarland? Why is this number still in my phonebook? Why am I so old?????

@Biedersam my everything.

Learning about gentiles

@FernieCommaAlex Don’t disagree at all but that’s still power.

The only reason these tech platforms are banning him is because they're afraid of the movement to break them up will gain steam and they want to foster good will with Dems as they come into power.

@Biedersam I think you’d push your desk chair back with gusto and then tell me that you’d trashed your office.

@TeddyBergman Honestly this is actually something I would do

“This is not who we are!!!” I scream, slamming the door, overturning the coffee table, and punching out the window. “This is not who we ARE!!!!!!”