Danny Boy

Come and bag yourself a bargain at our Vinted shop. simonp327

@Lisa_83_ Well i suppose it is more "holey" than holy 😂😂😂

So much porn on here today. So much for the Holy day

@Lea_EFC You're right, it's not a good look. But then he supports Man United, so that explains a lot 😂😂😂

Luke Littler is becoming increasingly unlikeable. The people around Littler need to pull him to one side and explain a bit about sportsmanship, or the whole world will turn on him very quickly. Gian van Veen handled the situation brilliantly 👏👏👏

@GlobalUpdates24 The trouble is, these flat earth fanatics have got supporters from around the globe 🌎 😂😂😂

@Lisa_83_ 😂😂😂😂

Bit like some blokes on here 😭😭😭😭

@Amy_90_x We were in Exeter today, some stations are 190p for diesel, and 161p for Unleaded. Diesel will be over 200p a litre in a couple of weeks, and Unleaded will be high 180s !

The more that people panic buy. The more the cost will increase. Especially supermarket forecourts.

@Amy_90_x Every little helps 😂😂😂

@it_unprofession Yeah, I'd be rewiring that seat heater direct to the battery with a fuse and switch !

I tried to turn on my heated car seats this morning. A pop-up on the dashboard told me my free trial had expired. I'm freezing in my own driveway because I forgot to renew my seat subscription. When did this become normal? I own the car. The heating coils are physically inside the seat. But a server in California decided my lower back doesn't deserve warmth today. To fix it, I have to download an app, create an account, and pay eight dollars a month. I refused on principle. Instead, I drove to work shivering while sitting on a microwaved towel. My coworker asked why I smelled like damp cotton. I told him I was protesting the modern economy. Tomorrow I'm supposed to buy a smart toaster. I'm terrified it will hold my bagels hostage until I watch a thirty-second ad.

@footynut2wendy Pop a wine bottle holder on it. Win win lol 😆

@TeddyCatPier I best get my bike out 🤣

Hola Twitter ✨ Filled the car up jeez £76 in all the years I’ve owned this car never has a full tank of diesel cost me that much 😩 daylight robbery So made it to Easter holidays and can’t even drown my sorrows with wine 🍷…FML 🤷🏼‍♀️

@BellaCatPier @NotFarLeftAtAll It is cooked, but they've used a 5w light bulb 💡 😅 🤣

@NotFarLeftAtAll Have had you electric cut ? Doesn't look like it's cooked

What's missing from this banging full English breakfast?

@Lisa_83_ My middle names Daniel but it should be Denmark lol 😆 😂

Asparagus 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐

@BellaCatPier I love shopping 🛍 😌 ☺️ 😍

Nice trip to IKEA with @TeddyCatPier today, yes he loves going there! Ladies when you find a man who loves shopping, and in IKEA as well, hold on to him he's a rare gem. It makes the experience so much better. My ex hated shopping in general especially IKEA. I'm so lucky now 🙂

@ClammyWynette1 That toy's not for the dog is it ? 😂😂😂

At Aldi! 😬

Artemis, proof that humans can do better than just war with each other !

@ClammyWynette1 @GLB_88 Basically it's just tin can full of seamen !

@GLB_88 I saw a video of someone saying they to the bottom of the sea for 7 months at a time and even if they die they just get put in a fridge. If a loved one dies they don’t know until they come back. I couldn’t do a week of that.

I don’t think I’d like to work on a submarine. Trapped in tin can with people I probably hate trying not to push the launch missile button.

@RobertaFresque2 Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd

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@Binnibobs @bagshaw2112 Because it still contains traces of alcohol. It isn't alcohol free. Something like 0.05% ABV

@bagshaw2112 I’d like to know why I have to prove I’m over 18 to buy 0% lager from the supermarket.

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@bagshaw2112 Must have been a while back. Look at them fuel prices 😂😂😂

@Lisa_83_ Opposites attract, although me and @BellaCatPier are quite extrovert !

I'm rather introverted. My husband is extroverted. It works for us ❤️

@Gypsypup13 We are, its a pleasant distraction from the War, and our nasally incompetent Prime minister and his useless Chancellor 😀

Is anyone else looking forward to the space shuttle launch later? Or is it just me