Mr.Brightside

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Mr.Brightside

@TeddySevenBoop

If your reading this, it's probably cause I trolled you and your looking for something personal on my profile to attack me with. If it helps, I'm fat.

London Katılım Nisan 2012

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Mr.Brightside@TeddySevenBoop·2 Ara

I’m changing my profile pic to a girl Currently at 162 followers. Let’s see where i’m sitting at the end of the year. Only the OGs will know.

Connor@BusDownBonnor

I’m changing my profile pic to a girl Currently at 4833 followers. Let’s see where i’m sitting at the end of the year. Only the OGs will know.

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Nathan@NathanAClark·1d

Clean sheets rewards an individual for the team's performance. Saves rewards the goalkeeper for playing for the team that drop deepest and invite the most shots from distance. We all agree then, that the Golden Glove belongs to the keeper with the most 'Goals Prevented'

dolo@amjushere

🚨HOT TAKE : Golden glove should be decided by how many saves made not how many clean sheets

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Joey Swoll@TheJoeySwoll·3d

This is the gym culture we LOVE to see. 🙏🏼❤️

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Joey Swoll@TheJoeySwoll·4d

Working out brings people together. 🙏🏼❤️

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Mr.Brightside@TeddySevenBoop·4d

@TouchlineX Unrivalled football coverage? Do you not prioritise accuracy of info? Or you just shovelling out shit as fast as you can. It looks like you aren't counting World Cup Qualifiers, or Club World Cup. Rodgers - 12G 9A Foden - 10G 5A 50% of your players had incorrect info, Grifter

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The Touchline | 𝐓@TouchlineX·4d

🚨 Thomas Tuchel has to make a decision on who will be his starting number 10 this World Cup! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗮𝗻 𝗥𝗼𝗴𝗲𝗿𝘀 🌟 23 G/A ⚽️ 13 goals 🅰️ 10 assists 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 𝗝𝘂𝗱𝗲 𝗕𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗵𝗮𝗺 🌟 11 G/A ⚽️ 6 goals 🅰️ 5 assists 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 𝗖𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗣𝗮𝗹𝗺𝗲𝗿 🌟 13 G/A ⚽️ 10 goals 🅰️ 3 assists 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 𝗣𝗵𝗶𝗹 𝗙𝗼𝗱𝗲𝗻 🌟 16 G/A ⚽️ 10 goals 🅰️ 6 assists

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Mr.Brightside@TeddySevenBoop·4d

@TouchlineX Ernesto Valverde is currently employed. Xabi Alonso - 2 Majors, 1 Minor, Invincible Enzo Maresca - 3 Minors Xavi - 4 Major, 4 Minors Amorim - 5 Major, 1 Minor Valverde - 9 Major, 2 Minor Thomas Frank - Ange - 13 Major, 3 Minor This account is a grifter.

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The Touchline | 𝐓@TouchlineX·5d

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Current top coaches that are not managing any team! ✨ • Enzo Maresca • Xabi Alonso • Thomas Frank • Xavi • Ruben Amorim • Ernesto Valverde

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Mr.Brightside@TeddySevenBoop·4d

@ocortaluz Is your LB on holding, regular, or pressing FB? Doesn't look like pressing, which might have helped there. But looks like you play a high press, that was bypassed by a chip ball to open wide man. At that point it becomes, how good is the pass/run in behind. It was good.

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Corta-Luz@ocortaluz·5d

#FM26 - Quero a sua análise! Por que esse gol aconteceu? O que deveria ser feito para que esse gol não acontecesse?

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Mr.Brightside@TeddySevenBoop·5d

I know them man don't rate him, but I will fucking rejoice the day Trossard leaves that club. I don't know if it's legit or just feels it, but I feel like his goal involvement in winners and equaliser is huge.

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Matt Hayes 🇮🇪@matthayesthfc·5d

There is no logical reason for a 19-year-old centre-back's goal catalogue to include... Free kick ✅️ Bicycle kick ✅️ Scorpion kick ✅️ Penalty ✅️ Right foot ✅️ Left foot ✅️ Header ✅️

Matt Hayes 🇮🇪@matthayesthfc

VUSKOVICCCC

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Mr.Brightside@TeddySevenBoop·5d

@LoganPaul @jakepaul Is that combined weight/height/penile length?

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Logan Paul@LoganPaul·6d

465 pounds and 12 feet 3 inches of pure American beef @jakepaul

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Hater Report@HaterReport·9 May

Wemby was asked who he has in the Champions League Final: "Aww come on. PSG of course. At least PSG gonna make it somewhat fun...Because I know Arsenal ain't" 😂😂

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Mr.Brightside@TeddySevenBoop·7 May

@Bowdz_ Oil Club vs Billionaire Landlord Club PSG bought Success Arsenal bought an FA Cup, but still spent more than PSG over 5/6 years. PSG players bought for over 100m = 0 Arsenal players bought for over 100m = 1 If you love football, you should be rooting for one club... PSG

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bowdz@Bowdz_·7 May

CL final Oil club vs organic club Bought success vs grew success Franchise player bought for 100m vs franchise player is from the academy. You might hate Arsenal. But if you love football you should only be rooting for one club in that final.

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Mr.Brightside@TeddySevenBoop·3 May

@JW_04_19 @Ayhd126H European Cup Winners?

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J@JW_04_19·3 May

@Ayhd126H So fucking shameless and obsessed , your rivals are not us anymore. Go beef West Ham that’s ur level now sadly

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theSpursdays@Ayhd126H·3 May

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Mr.Brightside@TeddySevenBoop·3 May

There's a mad level of discipline here. We have had a couple of opportunities to counter and go for a 3rd, and we have shut that ish down. We are playing to not conceed here.

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Mr.Brightside@TeddySevenBoop·3 May

As much as I don't think Palhinha is what I want at this club stylistically. He's been key for us a good few times this season, and the passion he shows is immense. Does he have a role in a double pivot under De Zerbs?

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GD 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇮🇱 🇮🇷 🇺🇸🐓#MEGA@GD5496119·3 May

Anybody claiming that @SpursOfficial are being saved by the PGMOL, before making a tit of yourself, do yourselves a favour and look at these two graphs. If you’re unsure what they conclude, stick them into an AI and ask what conclusions it draws about how Spurs are officiated.

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Mr.Brightside@TeddySevenBoop·2 May

@evyouraveragej0 I'll be real, I'm not too picky about which bruddah helps me. Jesus is due a come back, this is the perfect time.

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EV@evyouraveragej0·2 May

@TeddySevenBoop ONLY THE DEVIL WILL BE ANSWERING THIS CALL FOR WINS FOR ALL EXCEPT YOURS!

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Mr.Brightside@TeddySevenBoop·2 May

Lord, I don't ask for much, but an absolute battering of West Ham and Arsenal today would go a long way to bringing me into your graces. Lets see how you get on, then we will discuss tomorrows miracle.

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Mr.Brightside@TeddySevenBoop·1 May

@uuMaSiya There was a video Messi did years ago where he essentially says I like to dribble straight at a defender, use a feint, and then take what he gives me. Imagine how much better he would be if he knew about micro 1 vs 1s and ankle shifts 🤯

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Siya@uuMaSiya·1 May

Dudes who analyze ball like this kill me cause this dribble happens mostly on intuition and improvisation rather than all this intellectual rigmarole

.@saundzo

SITUATION: • 1v3, attacking the box • pressure from all facing directions SOLUTION: • creates two micro 1v1s (davies/Upa) • drives at the hips to provoke a response; either push (defender retreats) or pull (defender confronts) • shift through the ankle = immediate 2nd touch

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Mr.Brightside@TeddySevenBoop·1 May

@insanespotter Ligue 1 have had 30 matches. Dembele has featured in 19 Dembele has missed 19 matches due to injury in the 25/26 season in all comps One of those comps was Ligue 1 Google shit, stop complaining and making up agendas.

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Carter@insanespotter·30 Nis

This is what I was complaining about, I won’t rate PSG for winning the UCL because they cheated their way into winning it. They had so much time to rest while others played every 3 days, and you still want to give Dembélé the Ballon d’Or if he wins the Champions League, when he only started 9 league matches?

The Touchline | 𝐓@TouchlineX

🚨 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧: Ousmane Dembélé only started nine games in Ligue 1 this season.

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Mr.Brightside@TeddySevenBoop·30 Nis

Someone forget to log out or?

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@TouchlineX @ocortaluz @LoganPaul @jakepaul @Bowdz_ @JW_04_19 @Ayhd126H @elonmusk