Teddy Salad
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@hhavrilesky I love dogs who have noses you could use to erase colored pencils.
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@DTrumpsWiglet @Scavino45 @POTUS @realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS @UMCSN We need a TurtleHead clamp - stat!!
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Well if it doesn't cover birth control, pregnancy, or newborn care, there will be more abortions. Is that the goal of these shitheads? twitter.com/GavinNewsom/st…
Gavin Newsom@GavinNewsom
Graham-Cassidy allows insurers to NOT cover: -Pregnancy -Newborn care -Mental health services -Prescription drugs -Rehab -Birth control
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@hhavrilesky That's it - I'm not buying a card for Fear Rat's Day this year. It's just a fake holiday started by Hallmark.
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@ConanOBrien Well to be fair, we all want to know to what depth it exfoliates.
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@ddale8 They call Omarosa "Nurse Ratchet". Oh , racist and misogynist.
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He's the Knight Rider of the White House. Kundalini wants his hand back. twitter.com/TrueDefective/…
ZD Gordon@TrueDefective
"He's the Great Santini of the White House. He's shucking corn everywhere." twitter.com/mtaibbi/status…
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@DTGoteraKHOU I haven't seen that much devastation since former Katy resident Renee Zellwegger's plastic surgery.
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@hhavrilesky Are you serious? You should have won an award for the friggin Six Feet Under "Narm" article alone
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@johnnykats I'm sorry to hear that in his final year he had to live in Vegas. Thoughts and prayers to his friends and family.
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