Matches Malone ⚜

@TheRabidOpossum In the marvel universe, Rivals would just be like Madden

the concept of there being a fictional version of netease and them deciding to make a hero shooter of real people is sending me. imagine if in the real world we made a fighting game with celebrities lmao

@AnimexTwts Shanks, Gaara, Endeaver, and Kyojuro

don't hate me, but I'm quite enjoying One Piece on Netflix 🤣

@Phil_Lewis_ If this surprises anyone, your ignorance is part of the problem. According to Qualified Immunity, police have no legal obligation to either protect or serve the people. They’re glorified security guards with licenses to kill, mostly to protect rich peoples’ assets.

The NYPD is not required to protect New Yorkers, city lawyers argue in court filing gothamist.com/news/the-nypd-…

@nocontextmemes The real ideal life is being born as a Kennedy (male of course, female Kennedys still get lobotomized) during the Great Depression, but never even knowing it happened because your rich family is so disconnected from the rest of the country.

@ShamsCharania He was going crazy last night too, damn

Golden State Warriors guard Moses Moody has been diagnosed with a torn patellar tendon in his left knee, sources tell ESPN. Moody's career-best season is over and a lengthy rehab will be required.

@skooks I mean we’re in like year 10 of the local news cutting staff to the bare minimum

There is not nearly enough coverage of the legislature in the local news outlets

Jay-Z on the 2024 back-and-forth between Kendrick Lamar and Drake: “We’ve just grown so much that — I guess I’m going to say it — I don’t know if battling needs to be a part of the culture anymore.” gq.visitlink.me/xAeZjl

@ByDobson Is that because there was anything wrong with the battle, or because the platforms where these conversations are being had are infected with people who get money by farming engagement with the hottest takes? It makes no sense to keep judging things by how Twitter reacts to it

as much as I enjoyed ‘the beef’ when it was happening, I almost fully agree with this sentiment online discussion surrounding both Kendrick & Drake has been ruined

@TheBigBengal @NOLAnews Yall say shit like "replace everyone" like there's an infinite supply of people around to do your bidding. You don't see workers as humans.

@NOLAnews Replace everyone who called out

More TSA staff called out of work in New Orleans than at any US airport, officials say nola.com/news/tsa-call-…

@Kurrco he’s getting really close to understanding the obama-millennial era of lukewarm centrism doesn’t exist anymore. That’s the same era that made it possible for guys like him and Drake to move in black spaces like they did, but 2024 changed all that.

J. Cole says he found it "disgusting" how people tried to tear down Drake, while also being proud of Kendrick Lamar and the moment he had: "The world became like politics, you either Democrat or Republican. You either Kendrick, or you Drake." "I was disgusted both ways, damn near." "The 'out of hand' that to me is disgusting, how people try to use that opportunity to show how they really felt about Drake the whole time, or just to pile on and tear this dude down and create a narrative as if he's not great. It was a whole campaign." (via Talk With Flee)

@otgyana Is everybody pretending not to see this is AI? The seatbelt? The beads?

i’ll never understand lymphatic drainage. drain it to WHERE

Gun to your head name a reason to live

@sportingnews New version of this just dropped

Some intense coaching from Maryland coach Brenda Frese to her star player Oluchi Okananwa 👀

@clashreport -100000 aura

📸 Japanese Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi during the state dinner at the White House.

@SaintRoderick I still got the 12 digit code to fight Sigma on Megaman X memorized

Memory Card to save your game !?!! WE HAD TO WRITE DOWN CODES!!!!!!

@willysage24 @Hoopss Basically candy

@Hoopss Is that heavy alcohol?

Everyone will be hearing from me tonight

@chesscom Welcome to 1100 elo

chess but nobody knows what they're doing

@ThatchEffendi His last words were "counting or not counting gang violence", the memes were inevitable. They just got more intense after people tried to canonize him.

Honest question: Was Kirk as meme always going to happen, or was it specifically a reaction against the project to beatify him and attack those who were reluctant to?

@kleebling @PopCrave ntm on kimpossible

@PopCrave Sorry who is she? Cause Shia is a legend I don’t even know who she is and don’t care.

Christy Carlson Romano says ‘Even Stevens’ co-star Shia LaBeauf doesn't deserve a place in the Disney Channel Mount Rushmore: “Shia doesn't deserve to be on the Rushmore. I'll be writing a substack on this so you can understand why. This Mount Rushmore thing is just pissing me off now.”