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@SaveahBarnes The girl in the box episode is literally the best!

@TifffanyParsons @SweetE1017 @tararuth20 Hahahahahaha it’s Theo

@SweetE1017 @tararuth20 @Tedward_95

Motherhood is being mid shit and having a toddler in the bathroom holding a wad of toilet paper trying to wipe your ass shouting “i do it”.. i am TIRED

@SaveahBarnes The flat sheet is mainly to lessen the amount of washes that your comforter may need. Say you do the dirty, only the flat sheet is touching all of the action (assuming you’re under the covers), not the comforter. Comes in handy! 😂

@TifffanyParsons I would LOVE too!

@Tedward_95 you need to do this

@TifffanyParsons @kassandra_erb 😬😬 same!

@Tedward_95 @kassandra_erb why I stopped using these 😂😂

@RevArielle @TifffanyParsons

IT'S SNOWING IN LAS VEGAS!!!!

there’s a wind chill of -40 degrees this week and I overheard a guy say to his friend “on the bright side, I haven’t seen a mosquito in a long time” that’s the kinda optimism I needed, I hope he has a great day

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This is my dad in his 1st classroom as a teacher since graduating this year. I know I brag about him a lot, but I remember him washing dishes at a waffle house as an immigrant when I was little. So to hear students call him “Mr. Marquez” is a dream. Just look how happy he is!

@TifffanyParsons We appreciate you so much! ❤️

Babysat miss P for 6 hours now off to frontier for 8.5 hours , home to sleep a few hours & repeat it all again tomorrow

thank u, next

Me: *has so much stuff to do* My brain: Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it *takes nap*

@AliyahPotts Not meee 🙋🏻‍♀️

I don’t want to be buried with a single organ in my body, give them to a child that’s spent more of their life in the hospital than outside exploring or a teenager who can’t see or a mother who’s heart won’t pump on its own. I will no longer need them, give them to some1 who does

Me: “I’ll do my hw on Sunday it’ll be fine” Me on Sunday:

@TifffanyParsons That boy 🙄😂

😂😂😂 Ryder’s selling hookers @Tedward_95

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