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Welcome to the W, Flau'jae

JJ Redick after Game 2: "LeBron has the worst whistle of any star player I've ever seen."

Quick timeline of the takes surrounding Lakers-Rockets, with a prediction on tomorrow’s. April 17th: “The Lakers have NO chance. They’ll be lucky not to be swept.” April 20th: “If LeBron pulls this off I’ll call him the GOAT.” April 22nd: “The Rockets are frauds!” April 25th: “The Rockets are the dumbest team I’ve ever seen! Anyone would beat them!” April 30th: “The Lakers are cooked & LeBron is exhausted. Rockets in 7.” May 1st: “LeBron is going to blow a 3-0 lead & his GOAT case is over!” May 2nd: “Yeah, the Lakers won, but it’s actually not that impressive, the Rockets were pretenders.”

“LeBron is going to be the first player to ever blow a 3-0! Har har har!” NBA discourse is legitimately 0 IQ discussion

JJ Redick on coaching Bronny James: "When we drafted Bronny, LeBron and I had one conversation very early on. That I was going to coach Bronny. I was not going to coach LeBron's son... That's what he wanted." (via @thebenroyer)

Never compare KD to LeBron

Checking in on the NBA’s old timers… Durant’s flirting with 10 turnovers in his first playoff game as a Rocket. Steph’s at Coachella. Kawhi’s planting trees. LeBron is averaging 39 MPG & 24-8-10 to go up 2-0 without his team’s 2 leading scorers. 🐐🐐🐐

Luke Kennard and Marcus Smart in Game 2: 48 PTS 9 AST 8 REB 8 STL 16-26 FG 8-13 3PT Lakers take a 2-0 series lead on the Rockets.

There’s a strong argument for KD being the most overrated player of all-time

@AlbinoFlores Yup we back x.com/oklahowa/statu…

We back

DK and the team’s worst cornerback in the game’s most pivotal moment

@les_viking56654 Do you want to get drinks with Sam Darnold when you’re out here?

@les_viking56654 Nobody in Seattle should care. It’s about the Mariners and Storm and celebrating the Seahawks.

@TeeCain_ How about those Blazers!

@les_viking56654 @NJD107_ @AndrewBasterdo Paige forced her girlfriend to her team. Awa and Olivia are superior to Azzi. Just a foolish move which will cost them wins.

@TeeCain_ @NJD107_ @AndrewBasterdo Andrew is woke. Nick is a Paige Bueckers shill. I show respect.

@les_viking56654 How about the Storm tonight?

@les_viking56654 @NJD107_ @AndrewBasterdo They won’t respect the Storm, unfortunately. They don’t get sports like us.

@TeeCain_ I hope @NJD107_ and @AndrewBasterdo squirm when we draft Juju and start having a dynasty.

@les_viking56654 Me, too. He is a fool for rooting for the Jets.

@TeeCain_ I hope @NJD_107 squirms when we draft Juju and start having a dynasty.

@les_viking56654 If we get Juju we will win the championship in 2027. Mark my words.

@TeeCain_ Dominique Molanga was good in her rookie year, too. But we need to tank to draft Juju Watkins.

@les_viking56654 We got Flau’jae and Awa Fam, fool. Nekias Duncan said Seattle won the draft tonight. Awa and Dominque will be the women’s version of Tim Duncan and David Robinson.

@TeeCain_ What happened? As I told @ChrisEgan5 last year, the Storm need to tank for Juju Watkins the next few years. That's what it's about me.