braindead

People at the airport suck at their jobs

“I swear to god it better be cash of site!” - @fuckbegin

Our flight attendant hates whites but I don’t blame her. I’m allergic to people

Everybody needs to take out their fucking AirPods. Y’all look silly af

Being on the internet is like driving. Idiots everywhere

Your gimbal footage looks like gimbal footage

It’s not warm when she’s away #billwithers

Drafted tweets but instead fuck you

Cousins are family

Uhhgg hate seeing myself

FLEX FLEX FLEX is all I see smh

Just saw the Gulliest accidental 3 wheel motion 😂

As if trampling people to stardom is glorified these days lol

Parked up in the drobalt is where I've had some of my fondest memories

If y'all don't like me, blow me

Everyone's TM smh

Never plugged. Always pluggin

Shitting with the door open 👌🏻

Katy Perry does zero for me

"the outcome is so fucking funny. Humans are fighting with weapons but more of them die from what's inside their stomach" - @TeamSESH