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My friend wanted to apply into the Nigeria Navy. His uncle who was a senior officer in the Navy told him to bring all his credentials to him. He took them to him. He wasn't shortlisted when the list came out. For four years, he was applying through his uncle, but he never made it through the first stage. The fifth year, he decided to apply without telling his uncle. When the list came out, he was shortlisted. Went for screening, and passed. Today he's an officer in the Navy. All the while, his Father's brother never submitted his applications. He wanted to be the only big man in the family so everybody could continue to worship him. He retired already but looks wretched like he was never a senior officer in the Navy.

@OjiUgo_nwa Buy it anonymously and send him packing in less than 2 days. The aesthetic girlfriend will leave him in 4 weeks' time.

I spent 12 years building my dad’s construction firm. When Dad retired, my brother took over and immediately replaced me with his girlfriend who has zero experience. He told me, "It’s just business, sis. We need a younger vibe." I didn’t argue. I just took my personal licenses and the client list I legally owned. Within 90 days, 70% of his top clients followed me to my new firm. His girlfriend spent the entire marketing budget on an "aesthetic" office renovation and lost their biggest account. He called me last night crying that the bank is foreclosing on Dad's house. He said, "Family helps family." I told him, "Sorry, it’s just business, bro," and hung up. Am I the villain for letting my dad’s legacy burn to teach my brother a lesson? Or should I buy the house at auction and ban him from entering?

SOME UNWRITTEN COMMUNICATION ETHICS 1. Return a call with a call 2. Return an SMS with an SMS 3. Do not call more than three times 4. Reply to a voice note with a voice note 5. Seek permission before making video calls 6. Send an SMS after three unanswered calls 7. Do not return SMS with a call or vice versa 8. Regularise sending WhatsApp messages rather than SMS 9. When you divert someone’s call, follow up with an SMS 10. Seek permission before sharing someone’s number with a third party 11. Send an SMS before calling someone who doesn’t have your contact 12. Unless necessary, allow a phone to ring unanswered instead of diverting the call 13. Calling someone earlier than 8am or later than 12am should only be for emergencies 14. Don’t put someone on a hands-free call without their permission Just be fair and respond as if the person is standing right before you.

@LyndaUdoji Mehn the girl tire person.

The way that Uche lady moves about Catholicism eh, if that's the way the Catholic Church and her congregation move, I for don leave tey tey. Thank God she's the only one moving ma.d on her own. Tụfịakwa!

This one na yash abi na toto??

Nature exposed his dirty ass. Next will be turbulence, sending his private jet to the heart of sambisa

@onyekanwelue Lolzzzzzz

Nigerians are just as lazy as the others. They will blame everything on electricity.

Are you begging them ??

@it_Rutie Fufu don block una brain

Nigerian men will be carrying foreign girls. Wetin do Nigerian girls??

Nigerians find it hard to say the truth. They are always lying.

Ọ kwa ike nshi ka nwa si mmadu rachaa 😢 😭

Apple is cooking 🔥🔥🔥

NLNG have started sending mails for assessment center. Let’s go!!!!

God's grace

Sincerely speaking, how are you surviving ? Please, talk to me..

Is there a market where we can still buy this? 🥲

They're still jobless with it.get a skill

Each course or discipline could have a microchip designed for implantation in the human brain, enabling individuals to acquire knowledge or skills directly.

Is he making sense?

@peck_daniels @brighttheblues She's smiling??? Ok

@brighttheblues This is not rape, she’s smiling

She visited her bestie, and they ended up having sex.