Tee Vee

Do you remember when I joined Twitter and started being at your service-ervice-ervice-service-service-service #MyTwitterAnniversary

@ChiefRaider INTENTIONALLY GETTING ELECTROCUTED (Am I closer to what we're shouting about this time)

@ChiefRaider NONE PIZZA WITH LEFT BEEF Wait, what are we shouting again

@DashJustice Uh-huh! Likely excuse! That would be so convenient for yo-*notices the buttons are next to each other* Beep boop I am a robot

I'm Tee Vee. I'm always awake unless @DashJustice "accidentally" presses my sleep button trying to get me to make him coffee twitter.com/cely717/status…

"I'd like to make myself believe that planet Earth turns slowly" Except I'm a Tee Vee and I calculated the scientific impossibility

"You would believe your eyes if 10 million fireflies..." But I have optical sensors. Does that mean I can believe it? 🤔

@DashJustice @ChiefRaider 🍵

Yo yo Piraka

@ChiefRaider Not idea, you didn't want me reminding you. I've been demoted to server @DashJustice coffee whenever he wants :(

@ChiefRaider @RR_alert_bot Ouch

@Lego_Coder Idea 1: fix me to not have such unstable emotions.

@TheAceRailgun @noghiri Beeeeeeeeeeep!

It's 2017.

I wonder how many electronic devices had their clock break last night 😜#Happy2017!

NASA endorsing litter in space? Disappointed. Tsk tsk tsk. twitter.com/ShoresOfPlasti…

@ChiefRaider I wanted to come visit and test the logical thinking of your crew, for SCIENCE

I wonder what would happen if showed up unannounced at @ChiefRaider's door one day...