Tee Beebee retweetledi
If we really were the most powerful country in the world, that fat fucking lunatic would be impeached and removed instead of starting a war three days into the new year. What a fucking shithole.
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Tee Beebee
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Tee Beebee
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Endeavouring to be less livid.
Katılım Haziran 2011
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Tee Beebee retweetledi
Following a white man to war because you disliked the sound of a black woman laughing will go down in American history as one of the dumbest acts of self-sabotage ever.
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Saw Sinners twice at the cinema (and I usually deem films over two hours tools of the patriarchy).
Omar Jimenez@OmarJimenez
Man, his voice is INCREDIBLE. Miles Caton from @SinnersMovie just dropped by our New Year’s Eve show and my jaw was on the floor.
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Alcoholics are people who can’t have one or two drinks once they start, not people who have a social life that regularly includes drinking.
luca 🌲@biolenin1sm
on “dry january”, before it even starts: if a month without alcohol is a conscious effort that requires any amount of willpower to adhere to, you are definitely an alcoholic.
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Sold three yesterday. Proud of every one.
Gabino Iglesias@Gabino_Iglesias
Monthly reminder: Many people have a book in them, but it takes a special kind of freak to leave the Land of Laziness, cross the Plains of Procrastination and Insecurity Mountain, find the Blade of No One Made You Do This, and use it to cut your chest open and yank that book out.
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Tee Beebee retweetledi
Today I learned that pockets in dresses were phased out so women could prove they were not witches and carrying ill intentions and spells. This is why women love pockets in skirts and dresses now. We carry our spells and curses without purses and you won't see us coming.
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Why did Simon Cowell buy his new face from the same place as Zac Efron?
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@NJSimmondsbooks 13 and same. Have a degree in Lit and taught English A Long Time. Too old for this sort of shit any more, frankly. Have given up on at least another 13 on the list of dead white chaps.
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I've read only 11 of these (and failed to finish many more) because, quite frankly, these are the books people refer to in order to prove they are smart...not the books that are actually enjoyable or relatable today. And I say this as an author who makes a living by writing!
andrew chen@andrewchen
Weirdly, 4chan’s top books list might be one of the best ones I’ve seen?
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I am experimenting with Yorkshire puddings in the top oven. It only goes to gas mark 8. There’s no light in it so I can’t take a photo but let’s say the odds of them rising are getting slimmer by the minute.
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@Brocklesnitch I have Loop earplugs attached to my car keys now so I can’t forget them. Have saved me twice this week in FUCKER BEHIND ME IN CINEMA GRUNTING AND MUNCHING scenarios.
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During a very dark period, what was the best thing you ever did for your mental health?
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Tee Beebee retweetledi
Was going to run this morning until the weather app told me “feels like -6°” and now I’m just in a hot bath instead.
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watching the new knives out movie. the thing about josh brolin with long hair is that my brain always thinks im looking at jeff bridges
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