t.money💸

If I go corner shop and I ask you if you want anything, make sure your items are under £5. I am NOT Mr. Barry.

“i didnt think i was going to come here and meet a girl like u” but u told ur mum u were going to bring her home and she smiled bares simba??? 😭😭 #loveislanduk

You had two girls and now you have none #LoveIsland #LoveIslandUK

she’s bad asf woah #loveisland #loveislanduk

jasmine did something no one else has done so far: made me defend a man over a woman. kavan can do so much better #loveisland #loveislanduk

No FRFR!!!

they worked me like a slave today. my phone is still at 74%

Nah Angelista has risen #loveisland

Me with my 5yo in my 40s😂

I wholeheartedly believe in this shame. If you can save me from an evil man, I’ll love you forever.

The concept of LinkedIn wanting you to pay for premium when you are unemployed and looking for a job is insane to me😭

i be at work ugly as fuck😭😭😩

Sent an email, Checked it off my to-do list and they responded in less than 5 minutes now I gotta add this to the list again

The fake urgency created in corporate life for absolutely no reason is one of the worst things humans have invented.

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

soon as i become an adult mfs wanna have this hunger games ass government

Me with my 5yo in my 40s😂

me no matter how much sleep i get.

Going off grid for awhile. (Leaving my phone in the other room while it charges.)

it's ok, we're resting for all our ancestors that wished they could but never did