»Ultimate« Spider-Man

"It took me a while to realize it, but I couldn't have become the Ultimate Spider-Man, until I learned how to be the Ultimate Peter Parker." - Earth-12041 (I'm the fun one!) - Crossover/OC Friendly - No Lewd/Ships

At parties (that I'm often times not invited to in the first place) like..

"This one's for the bots in my inbox."

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 ‘𝐋𝐨𝐠𝐚𝐧’ 𝐇𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭 ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ — ⊗ — ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑾𝑶𝑳𝑽𝑬𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑬 ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ #XMenRP | #MarvelRP | #MVRP ᅠ ᅠ twitter.com/i/events/15366…

"The female winged avenger of the night I am Batgirl but normally your mild manner student: Barbara Gordon if only daddy saw his little girl now." Batman the Animated Series telling for Barbara Gordon/Batgirl and partner of Catwoman Crossover friendly for DC/Marvel RP

"Can you believe there are still nut jobs out there that believe the earth is flat? Intellectually speaking that should be a crime. Punishment? Back to school with them."

"I Googled 'Do Zombies Poop?' And learned a little something."

🎶 𝙃𝙀'𝙎 𝙂𝙊𝙉𝙉𝘼 𝘾𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙈 𝘼𝙇𝙇 '𝘾𝘼𝙐𝙎𝙀 𝙃𝙀'𝙎 𝘿𝘼𝙉𝙉𝙔 𝙋𝙃𝘼𝙉𝙏𝙊𝙈! 🎶 | MV and OC Friendly / Mature Themes (just no lewd or taboo) / He's 18 in this portrayal / Ships: Chem / Independent Portrayal that relies on own headcanons | #NickRP + #MVRP

"Is he really fighting that guy? Oof. I wanna help but this new Ninja Turtles game isn't going to play itself."

"I could really use a perfectly timed commercial break right about now."

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐑𝐨𝐛𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐤𝐚. 𝐁𝐨𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐘𝐉 & 𝐓𝐓 𝐑𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 twitter.com/i/events/15303…

"I bet Iron Man never has to worry about spilling hot coffee on himself. It burns."

"Yeah.. and like food too mostly. But yeah. Not exactly wrong."

"Can you believe there are people out here that don't like potatoes?!"

"Clyde has always been my favorite ghost."

"Listen, don't make me go off script."

"I would make the best Jedi."

"Just walk a day in my shoes, in your dreams."