Teep Beep

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Teep Beep

@TeepBeep

A strange, mysterious little sea bird /The Friend Groups Assigned Daddy/ 26/ OR / 🏳️‍🌈 / unfortunately a Kraken fan / #31 /one of the hosts of @PuckIt_Podcast

She/Her Katılım Aralık 2018

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Teep Beep@TeepBeep·14 Oca

Men don't have deeply homoerotic yearning with their shipmates during a doomed Polar expedition anymore and I think that's why everything is bad now.

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Teep Beep@TeepBeep·5h

Stop reminding me that Grubi is 34 and is the oldest member of team Germany, stop reminding me of that cause then I get sad thinking about him retiring

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Teep Beep@TeepBeep·5h

Deep cleaned my bunnies enclosure and packed some of his toys to start getting ready for the move and he is so pissed at me abt it, thumping like he isn't an upstairs neighbor

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milo ᯓ✮ 🎸@buoysflow·5h

philipp grubauer revenge tour

camy@sidnezcrosby

most evil year for hockey name 1 thing that went right

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Teep Beep@TeepBeep·8h

When my bestfriend (degree in English Lit) found out that my favorite "classics" were Lord of the Flies, The Giver, and Dracula she was like "what is wrong with you" and i was like damn okay

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Teep Beep@TeepBeep·8h

@girlsgaysnjrod You're so talented these are amazing

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JesSEA 🔱く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡@girlsgaysnjrod·9h

Broke out the sketchbook to draw the boys like they aren't going to torture me in a few hours

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fisher 🐙@fishvinsson·17h

don’t ask me no stupid fucking questions

Offside News@offsidenewsco

Please note that this category was assessed on a curve, given the average length of a hockey career. One person’s DILF is another person’s “Isn’t that person only, like, 38?”

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Teep Beep@TeepBeep·13h

@sharkalanche tacobell50k.com

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pz-Claire@sharkalanche·13h

@TeepBeep thats so much information to take in what the hell

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Teep Beep@TeepBeep·13h

My best friends brother in law (whi is a fireman) is doing the taco bell 50k this year and thats when you run 31 miles while periodically stopping to eat taco bell foods and there are rules and i think hes crazy what is wrong with him

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Teep Beep@TeepBeep·14h

@greensundog Congratulations 🎊 👏🏻 💐 🥳

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lesbian john irving@greensundog·15h

degree acquired!!

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🤖🍬 luka 🎸🤖@glorysteadynene·1d

ace people who have absolutely zero interest in sex are so good at nsfw fanfic because they can view sex at a purely artistic and technical level, rather than putting in their own nuances and biases. this is my theory. a porn theory

kevin@ufw_lo

why are asexuals so good at porn

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soggy broccoli@soggybrocoli·1d

while i love women being more educated on the depth of our bodies, all this cycle pseudoscience feels one slippery step away from “women are too hormonal and hysterical and need to be institutionalized”

Lauren 🪻🌼🪴@laurenhtexas

“Luteal phase”, “hormones”, and “inflammation” have all become meaningless buzzwords that set off a red flag immediately for me. Also sooo many women are utterly terrified of becoming “bulky” as if some 10lb dumbbells are gonna do that to you.

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nina♡@ninafeelz·1d

Puck bunny is the PG version of puck slut. Plain and simple. It’s degrading and derogatory and misogynistic. There’s quite literally nothing cute or endearing about it and it most certainly is NOT what to call “women who support the team”. How fucking disappointing.

The Tonight Show@FallonTonight

Ella Bright & Belmont Cameli explain the terms “puck bunny” and “drink drink” from @offcampusonpv 😂 #FallonTonight

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coco rico@obiwans_kenobi·19h

dear HBO Max employee who is the one in charge of the DVD Releases….. Give us more Lyonel Baratheon pls pls pls

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Sujit Das@sujitdasesq·1d

download here, pass along and read freely hoplofobia.info/wp-content/upl…

g.@GeauxGabrielle

Hi. Everyone needs to read this. Immediately.

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x - ⁸⁵Alicia³²@Alicia_kizzy·1d

Honestly at this point I don’t care if Habs or canes win I just need VGK to not win

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AFP News Agency@AFP·1d

'He's tiny! It's blue!' Charles Darwin Foundation scientists discover a new species of octopus nearly 1,800 metres (5,900 feet) down on the ocean floor near the Galapagos Islands. No bigger than a golf ball, the blue octopus has stubby little arms with only one row of suckers u.afp.com/SRvN