overwhelmed at the party so I went into the bathroom to landscape my landing strip
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TeethPrints
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TeethPrints
@TeethPrints
Internet freak, Actual vampire
Katılım Haziran 2024
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nail polish remover? I was only aware of the austrian polish remover
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i bring bleach into the bathroom because its the only way to get the dick smell off of my hands
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so so so fucking based so so so so so so so so so so so so so so fucking based
Dragon kingdom.wu🌃@loongkingdom
China has announced the ban on the existence of golf courses. It requires that all existing golf courses be incorporated into urban community parks and made accessible to all citizens. Moreover, it states that golf has no sporting value at all.
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all im saying is every time ive shot a skinnyfat dude in the neck with a 30-06, there was an exit wound
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150iq but autistic is actually a goated life if ur not a perpetual victim
𓀦@swordgunlimited
Most brutal spawns (considering ideal HDI geolocation and not considering congenital defects): -straight trans woman -150iq but autistic -asexual, but not aromantic male -foot fetish pre-2025
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Xi Jinping: "With AI advancing at a staggering speed, we must [...] constantly refine measures to forestall loss-of-control." Can we stop pretending there's no hope of international coordination now?
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it does sometimes suck in long term relationships bc most ppl who think they can hang with a freak are liars
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its this + ugly for the bad combo. An attractive freak is rewarded divinely
skooks@skooookum
No one on this earth is more persecuted than the chronically horny. You will be exiled and crucified for being born with a >90th percentile sex drive
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just finished the odyssey and this blew my mind
diagon alley = diagonally. like the fucking alley is diagonal. thats why its called that
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the world is so cruel and unsympathetic to its ugliest citizens
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im the guy that activates the charcoal. Ive tried moving to almonds but its too much of a career jump
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you can get unlimited money and an army of retards if you make the 35th "font that only humans can read"
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its crazy that the best website is nowhere to be seen
John B. Holbein@JohnHolbein1
The websites that Americans most frequently visit.
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