Cap'n DILLIGAF
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Cap'n DILLIGAF
@TehGrandSpoon
I genuinely don't give a fuck about your feelings. I tell it how it is, and how you react to that is your own problem.
Katılım Aralık 2025
47 Takip Edilen62 Takipçiler
Oh no, I got blocked by an incest fetishising pedophile..
Perhaps I was a little bit harsh? Nah... couldn't be that, right? Pedophiles don't have feelings 😂
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@usagicalamariVT Unfortunately bro we've all seen the screenshots. Being a predator has consequences.
Personally, I think a woodchipper is too good for you after the shit you've said, joking or not.
If being called out is all you have to worry about, you're getting off lightly.
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There’s a reason I put my age in bio. People seem to want to try to judge me for something I supposedly did when I was a minor. What idiocy.
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@JustPumpOil_ I'm shocked to see them make their own placards!
I'll never understand why they want to flood the country with immigrants though, or defend the ones who have been convicted of crimes of a violent or sexual nature.
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A person entered a lefty placard-making event intending to create a sign expressing who they support and welcome. The left-wing were not happy and called the police.
Lefties will have protest in support of Wethersfield migrant buses 18th April #Colchester #Essex #Wethersfield
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@assassinscreed Mirage was by far the WORST Assassin's Creed... so obviously I'd pick Arno.
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Who's your GOAT, Arno or Basim?
Well, you don't actually have to choose, as both games are free on Xbox this weekend 🦅
Play for free until April 6th: assassinscreed.com/free-weekend
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@delk___ @assassinscreed Oh believe me, I have! It's just the only AC game I didn't buy at release lol
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Rise, Assassins! 🦅
Which Assassin's Creed game are you going to jump in FOR FREE this weekend? And yes, they now are ALL in 4K 60 FPS on Xbox Series X.
To keep chasing Templars afterwards, get up to 85% off all games and keep your progress ⚔️
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@YourPalAnus That was an urban myth when I was in high school years ago until some retarded actually tried it and severely injured himself.
All you achieve doing this is penile tissue tears, and I would imagine an inability to achieve an erection.
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He reminds me of the kids in highschool that would tell outlandish lies for attention.
I kind of pity him. This is the generation raised on iPads, went through COVID lockdown and were kept from socializing. They crave the attention they never had and have no clue how to act.
Kai@kai_xbt
Clavicular reveals he would hang a shopping bag full of weights from his d*ck to gain size "You take a bag, fill it with items like five or ten pounds of weights, wrap the bag around your shaft and just hold on. I would usually do that while I was driving. You just hold on with one arm and hope you don't pull up to a stoplight." "You do that for like an hour a day and you can gain like half an inch."
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Hello, everyone in Japan! I’m Nani, a spooky ghost cat VTuber from the U.S.!
Looks like you’ve found “farmer’s Coke”! This is a drink you often see in the southern U.S. It tastes best when served in a glass bottle with salted peanuts inside. I hope you like it!
日本のみなさん、こんにちは！アメリカから来た、ちょっと不気味な幽霊猫のVTuber、ナニです！
どうやら「ファーマーズ・コーク」を見つけたようですね！これはアメリカの南部ではよく見かける飲み物です。ガラス瓶に入れて、中に塩味ピーナッツを少し入れて飲むのが一番おいしいですよ。気に入ってもらえると嬉しいです！
じょうじ (Joji)@WelDemi161
僕の人生に新たな・衝撃的なジャンクフードが追加された。 飲み(食べ？)はじめたら止まらない！
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@nanigachi Do you use a ladder and a straw to drink from it?
(I'm sorry, Nani. If you tell me not to do something, I am compelled to do it 😅)
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@ExoDust7755 Ah yeah, the ESO+ subscription. I haven't played for a few years, but the game almost felt impossible without it to hold all the crafting materials and doubled inventory space 😅
I might have to return to it sometime, see what's new, but I know the feeling of no money or time
GIF
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@TehGrandSpoon Saaaaaaame. I honestly miss ESO I just don’t have the time and money to play anymore 😞
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i guess they didn’t see the legal mindset video where he explains legally they can’t do jack shit to powdur about it
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@ExoDust7755 Same! I even got a Skyrim tattoo! I think between those three games, I've lost a good few thousand hours of my life 😂
Not to mention ESO 😅
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@TehGrandSpoon I love the Elder Scrolls series, I’ve been playing the games since Morrowind. I want ES6 so damn bad 😭😭
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@PolitlcsUK I said it the minute it happened, it was Muslims.
I was called racist and 'Islamophobic.'
Look who was right... AGAIN.
What other group despises Jews and is primarily famous for terror attacks? 🤷♂️
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🚨 BREAKING: Three people have been charged over the arson attack on the Jewish community ambulances
Hamza Iqbal, 20, Rehan Khan, 19, and a 17-year-old dual British-Pakistani national will appear in court tomorrow
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@JackWDart Let's completely ignore that men generally don't report domestic abuse due to being ridiculed, and those who do are either blamed for causing it or aren't taken seriously.
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@YorchTorchGames I personally find it quite sad just how many people sink money into sports games, games that tend to be a simple copy and paste job with updated names and faces, year after year.
Also, I'm sure MLB The Show is or was on PS+ recently, so those numbers are no doubt inflated.
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TheGamer used MLB The Show to try to minimize Crimson Desert.
Think about that.
A brand new IP with no pre-existing fanbase and no franchise recognition is being compared to one of gaming's most established annual series.
That's not a gotcha.
That's a compliment.
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@celestiumart I would say that by sterilising themselves, they've removed themselves from the general pool and done us all a favour.
But we've seen how they target and indoctrinate children into their sick fetish cult.
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I’ll never understand how we’re not ok with adults drugging themselves generally but then trans ideology comes in and suddenly it’s ok to castrate people and shoot them up with synthetic chemicals. Instead of tackling the inner mental and spiritual issues we’ve used modern “solutions” to put bandaids over the real problem.
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@WaifuRevy Is that so? How about replace her with slime girl revy? Hehe
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