Omojolade

My full name is Tella Omojolade, also known as the The Human Calculator and numeracy consultant, I am one of the most talked about human with this ability in Nigeria. For more videos, search for the The Nigerian Human Calculator on the internet.

@Lammie_Art01 Nature know how to play it's course

You can miss someone and still know God removed them for a reason. That is maturity.

@Lammie_Art01 Absolutely

@maxvayshia Most times, I sit down and ask myself what will be going through the minds of those who made all these gadgets from scratch, it won't be anything to them, anyone will this mindset won't be moved towards going overboard in acquiring these things.

Imagine losing your life in pursuit of funds to buy the iPhone 17 Pro Max, only for Apple to release iPhone 18 Pro Max three months later but you are now an Akudaaya. 🥺

Achieving my goals for 2026. It's been a tedious task but we will be remembered soon.

@instaG0travels What does it take?

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@IsiaqAdeHassan @iamklausenburg I'm stamping my foot supporting Morocco, Congo, CIV and the rest of the teams. We need to make a mark.

@iamklausenburg No, Argentina won it in 2022 with Messi actively contributing to the victory and therefore completing football. Right now, it is time for Africa to push further than Semi Finals. So I'm with the African Nations Represented in this tournament. ALL 10 OF THEM!

Nigerians, We are all supporting ARGENTINA in this 2026 World Cup, right?

@jon_d_doe Can't eat your cake and have it

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@sylviewatikum I think it's high time that happens. In front of witnesses, lawyers who will do the recording of every detail. These says, children fights tooth and nails for properties and it's sad

Should parents call a family, open their wills and read it out to all their children while they’re still alive to avoid infighting when they eventually pass? My mom and I just had a spirited debate about this and we still did not agree 🤷🏾‍♀️

@TerryGiant97 @iamklausenburg Smelling good is goated

Damn. Tbf I really do smell good

@iamklausenburg He knows how to play the game better. Arsenal might have won the trophy, but City winning 3 out of 3 trophies in England under Pep for the last time is a masterstroke.

Pep Guardiola has mastered the art of leaving the stage when the applause is still the loudest. Man City recorded 20 trophies under his reign. That's a huge feat.

@iamklausenburg They get the love they think they deserve. They had it in their head that maybe she will change as time pass by.

Men that are married to women who don't think they deserve to be respected when they aren't providing, how are you coping?

@drgurner There is a reason why I enjoyed the journey. I make sure I bask in the winning and losing along the way to my destination. As the moments passes, there is every tendency one may not find joy after getting to the destination as the journey was never enjoyed

Seneca hits you with a brick. Pay attention to your life.

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@sylviewatikum Interested.

@Theholisticpsyc Very true. One thing I have noticed is that, material things can fill the void of having the one's best part as a safe haven for one to come home with.

True generational wealth is being excited to come home to your partner after a long day.

@esv_keks @Jayyanginspires Tuale Oga mi

@Tella_Jolade @Jayyanginspires Baami. 🙌🙌

A sign of a future successful person: when you talk to them, it feels like they've thought deeply about what they're doing. They're awake. They're intentional. They don't operate on auto pilot like a sheep. They think about what they do because they know that movement doesn't mean achievement.

@AremoGemini It's a sad situation

It is Children’s Day tomorrow. There is festivity in the atmosphere, but I have felt unbearably numb to joy these past few days. I cannot stop thinking about the children abducted from Oriire, children who should be asleep in their homes tonight but are instead

@lizzkelly7 People should understand that when you say the work "were ending it" it sends a signal to the brain that it's normal to let go at this point with no fuss

My partner of two years decided to end things right before the holidays because he felt he needed to "explore the world as an unattached individual" and discover who he was without a safety net. The twist? We had planned a trip months prior, and I had used 150,000 of my personal, hard-earned airline miles to book his first-class ticket. A week after the breakup, he texts me: "Hey, just checking into my flight app and I don't see my boarding pass. Did the airline glitch?" I had called the airline the day after the breakup, canceled his ticket, and deposited the miles back into my account. I texted him back: "No glitch! I just realized that flying first class on my airline miles is the ultimate safety net. If you're going to truly explore the world as an unattached individual, you've got to start from the ground up. Literally. Hope standby treats you well!"