Jasmine Telling

@jjreeves You can call Kim K many things, but lazy is not one of them.

I've passed 3 bar exams, 2 of them being considered difficult (LA [civil code] and FL), all on the first attempt. I was a partner at a law firm and running a YouTube channel for the last two, which I self studied for. I'm sorry but with the amount of money and time this woman has, she's either kinda dumb, or kinda lazy, or kinda both. And filming herself crying about it is turbo cringe

@TheOfficialJVS JVS! Looking forward to seeing you this evening at Luxury Live. Do you have any recommendations for a pre-show dinner? Ideally, a good pub.

It's yet another varied bonus episode this week, starting with an update from William's first Halloween experience. Plus, chemistry classroom misdemeanours, singing washing machines, and the best television shows to watch at the dentist's. audioalways.lnk.to/theluxurypodca…

To the massive CUNT who launched that flare into the crowd last night at the gig in Melbourne you are 1 seriously fucked up individual and you will get yours trust me

@TheAmazons @O2InstituteBham @BLNCNGACT What time are you boys on?

Birmingham, we’re throwing a Halloween party! Oct 31st @ @O2InstituteBham with the wonderful @BLNCNGACT Come dressed to kill 🗡️🗡️🗡️ tickets: theamazons.co.uk

@Wiltshire999s Yet again. Something HAS to change

Swindon to Marlborough road closed 12 hours after serious crash wiltshire999s.co.uk/swindon-marlbo…

@swindonadver How many crashes until something changes??? It was only a few days ago that the council deemed the speed cameras along this road not ‘financially viable’.

Major A-road closed for hours after crash on blackspot route ift.tt/Zm0YhgG

@liamgallagher Malta was bloody incredible. The best gig/festival I’ve ever been to. Same again next year please 👍🏼

To all those SHITCUNTS who were crying about my ANGELIC TONES last night you ain’t real fans your just IMPOSTERS and if you do have tickets you wanna get rid off I’ll gladly take them off your hands we don’t want the likes of you at our concerts nxt year any way LFUCKING

@liamgallagher You looking forward to Malta Liam?? ☔️

SETLIST for the boxing tmoz ROCK N ROLL STAR SUPERSONIC CIGS n ALCOHOL tune in or get tuned in LG x

We’ve just arrived in Malta for the Liam Gallagher Weekender 🇲🇹 Reckon anyone else is more up for it than this guy? 😂

@liamgallagher Meet you at Fat Harry’s for a pre gig pint?

MOONING

@STN_Airport Ryanair sent out an email claiming that there are staff shortages at security and to arrive 3 hours prior to departure?

@TellingJasmine Hi Jasmine, Security is operating as normal. This being said, we always advise passengers to arrive at the earliest time their airline recommends. Thank you.

@STN_Airport @Ryanair

@STN_Airport @MrDenis Have the hours been increased due to security shortages?

@MrDenis Good morning. Ryanair's early bag drop is available from 19:00-21:00 for flights departing before 7:30am. Safe travels! ✈️

@liamgallagher Packing for Malta 🍹

Beautiful people what’s popping

@franhealy @TheAmazons probably nothing on the Moth club 🥵

Possibly the hottest show we have ever played tonight. I hope everyone was ok in the audience here in Bern. Despite the extreme heat, it was a lovely evening. Thanks for dropping by X

Don’t wanna gatekeep but if one of these 74,359 people get a ticket I’m kicking off

If all else fails tomorrow I gotta hope that Noel makes a surprise appearance in Malta next month 🥲 #Oasis25

@OasisMania @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher @NoelGallagherJp Argh. The thought of not getting a ticket 😫

"The probability of you, the person reading this, getting a ticket for one of the Oasis shows when they go on sale this weekend is just 2.3%. Based on the numbers – despite the fact that over one million tickets are going on sale – over 40 million people could miss out and be left disappointed. According to AceOdds, even the best-case scenario will give fans just a 4.7% chance of securing a ticket"

Merlin is very pleased with himself , last week he assisted at a vehicle stop by RPU and he found a very large quantity of a controlled substance within ! Well done you clever boy 👏🏻👏🏻

@atcolin @MaldronHotels @SkyNews Is free cancellation on offer? I feel the only way to deal with this is for everyone to book a room up and cancel last minute 🙃

The @MaldronHotels in Manchester City centre are cancelling hotels booked on Oasis dates and blaming it on “a technical issue” It’s absolute price gouging and a shocking way to treat customers. @SkyNews #oasis2025

@TicketmasterUK @oasis You should refuse resale for at least 6 months. Advertise asap and it’ll hopefully put off people trying to make some quick £££.

This is not a drill 🚨 @oasis are BACK and have announced their first UK and Ireland live dates in sixteen years 2025. Stay tuned for more info 👀 Tickets go on sale Saturday >> bit.ly/4cCpcVG