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2026 My Year of Open Doors Happy New Year 🎉🎉🎉

@BNBastronaut Let's go Astro

🚨 We're about to do something completely stupid. I'm taking $100 and giving you full control. Here's how it works: 📝 Every trade is decided by poll. Each poll has 3 options and lasts one hour. You vote, I open the trade exactly as voted. Every position gets 15% T/P and 15% S/L We don't touch the trade after it's opened, win or lose, we let it run. We keep doing this until we're either liquidated or we turn $100 into something ridiculous. No risk management. No excuses. Pure crowd controlled chaos. Poll drops in a few hours. Who's ready to gamble with my $100? @BitgetWallet #Crypto

@Oluwabunminire Na Kyc I dey use my own do. And I'm tired of that, even if na vacation first, God please run am for me..

My passport expires in 20 months. No single stamp. God abeg, even if na Kenya Do am for me

@GreatMichael_G @UnkleAyo Which kind nonsense talk you sef dey talk for mouth, $1.2M na em you dey weight sey they can never earn in a year. You no fit talk sey 10 years.

@UnkleAyo Money they can never earn in a year

All these babes talking about Klay Thompson as if they are talking about Pooja. Since you people are always obsessed about money. That brother earns $1.2M per month. He said what he said. Lmaooo. You better go and warm your egusi soup, before it turns to banga.

@GbengaWemimo Abuja is not left out, if you cross to the middle of the expressways in the night without using a torchlight, especially in Dei-dei. Trust me sir, you might step on human waste.

We have to do something as a nation to stop open defecation as a culture. The communities that do it are not hidden, so we have to take the sensitization to them and also get them toilets (whichever type would work for them) for free, with running water. It is always an eye-sore to drive in and out of Lagos through Berger and Kara/Opic The expressway had just been done, and right in the middle of both expressways, you would see countless liters of human waste everywhere We all know it is the Hausa community selling rams, cows, and so on that are doing this. So why not go to the Kraal, engage the community, and dislogue with them? Why can't the government provide them with the necessary incentives to do better, and then impose a stiff fine on them as a community? "If we see this again, you will pay so and so amount as a community, or we will have to move you away from the roadside to another location, which is far away from the expressway. I saw the same thing at Iwo Road, Ibadan. There used to be a mountain of refuse, which the government cleared out when they were building the expressway. The expressway has been done, and the refuse is back. There has to be a way to get people to act decently The market on Iwo Road is responsible for this refuse We all know it. Threaten to fine them or relocate them from that place Find a solution to this mess It is unbefitting of us as a Nation in 2026 @tokunbo_wahab sir, please help out as you have always done in Lagos State. @oyostategovt @OGSG_Official Please note this too Thank you God bless

@Abiefyngurl @ThaBoyYom @oku_yungx Chop life 😂😂

@ThaBoyYom @oku_yungx Avoid pasta , bread and Semo, so wetin I go come chop?

As a Nigerian adult, your health can actually get 60% better just by avoiding - Noodles - Pasta - Bread - Semo - Alcohol + Sugary beverages - Shawarma/Pizza/Pastries In fact, just start seeing them as poison and avoid completely Try it for just 4 months first and see.

@GbengaWemimo I was about to ask if she doesn't have parents, before I got to the part where she said submitting to her pastor is sacrosanct but asking her pastor for rent and a new phone is where she draws the line..

He: Good evening, I am reaching out to thank you for checking up on me in the early weeks of October My brother told me you called him too Thank you so much There was nothing wrong with me I realized out of the blue that I was trying to force something that I should not because I had an idealistic mindset about how I wanted things to be laid before me. It is unusual for me to struggle to get anything done The struggle was questioning my reality That has never happened for ages It will not stop if I persisted So that means I was trying to force something that should not be So I took time out to sort out my misguided determination to marry you The response should be yes if indeed it was meant to be I have concluded it was not meant to be I realized then that I had a decision to make as regarding my communication with you The right thing will be to leave you be so you can move on with your life I apologise for the abrupt cut off in communication I am very sorry You can please go ahead and block me as you have done before She: I am happy you responded to my message. You know that I never said I don’t like you or that I don’t want to marry you. I said if you want to marry me and you are serious about it, you should come to my church and speak to my pastor. I cannot make such a decision by myself. Secondly, I know you paid my rent last year and I am grateful for it. The rent will be due in May and I am really hopeful you can be of assistance to me in anyway you can. I am working hard to put the rent together but it would really go a long way if you can support me with it. I had told myself the one paid last year would be my last rent before I get married. I hope this one will be it. Secondly, my phone is acting up and I really wish you would buy me another one quickly. Remember that you were the one who asked me what I wanted during our last meeting. Please let me reiterate that if you don’t come to talk to my pastor as I asked, I will not marry you because I don’t own myself and submitting to my pastor will convince me that you really meant what you said about marrying me. Him: I will rather talk to your parents, that is what is truly required. Submitting to a pastor is not my thing. She: Okay. I think it is best to say No to the marriage proposal and let us just remain friends. Submission to my pastor is sacrosanct. If you can’t do that, I can’t honestly marry you. Him: Good morning, I woke up the your request in my heart. The honourable thing to do will be to decline the offer to help you sort out this particular challenge and other challenges going forward. Not for lack of means but because I believe it is the right thing to do for the both of us. For me because I am not your friend, I don’t want to be and I don’t feel comfortable being your friend For you because you are not my lover, you don’t want to be and you don’t feel comfortable being my lover. The two of us shouldn’t then engage in activities that will make one feel he or she is being taken advantage of I cannot explain or justify your request to me because I don’t know the basis on which to place it. Is it charity? Is it gift to a friend (we are not friends) Is it a present for my girlfriend (you are not my girlfriend) Something for my betrothed? You are not my betrothed. For the same reason you cannot lie down comfortably beside me on the same bed while fully clothed, you should not be comfortable asking me for money or gifts. (Now, you did mention that I was the one who asked you what you wanted the last time we saw each other and this is true. That last time, I was hopeful that I could get something in return (not sex pls or anything that basic) but maybe a bit of attention and some serious consideration of my proposal to you which you had since graciously declined. So that promise is now a dud cheque) This is so neither of us begin to feel one is taking advantage of the other. Thank you

@harrydaniyan @GbengaWemimo 😂😂 She can submit to her pastor, which is sacrosanct, but asking her pastor for her new rent and new phone is profane. 😂😂 A fool and more...

@GbengaWemimo Lol! You want the GIFT, but you don't want the GIFT GIVER. You want to enjoy the BENEFITS of a Girlfriend without being a Girlfriend. Go & ask your Pastor for your house rent & new phone, biko. Nonsense & ingredients. Women are such AMAZING creatures... 😄😄😄

Thank You God For Keeping Things Running Smoothly

@Minikothe3rd @SheiduTijani1 @UnkleAyo With to-match panties? Una life don spoil, Una just never see person to tell Una nii

@SheiduTijani1 @UnkleAyo NO. The ladies came with the panties for content creation. Watch the video.

You'll open Twitter and see your sweet mother expanding politically-empowered pants. Omo. Na to commit seppuku o. 😭

@BNBastronaut @OviRaaf How about we that has lesser funds

@OviRaaf Maybe we'll do $1,000 to $10,000 but I'll take few days off before and this challenge might take extremely long.

🚀 Full Challenge Recap: $100 to $1,000 perps challenge is complete! ​📊 The Progress ​Starting Capital: $100 ​Final Balance: $1,002.03 / $1,000 ​Total Growth: +902.03% ​Trades Ratio: 19 Wins / 5 Losses ​Time Taken: 11 Days ​🧠 Strategy in Action ​Mission accomplished! Transforming $100 into a $1,000 powerhouse in just 11 days has been an absolute masterclass in discipline and market precision. We successfully capitalized on extreme volatility triggered by institutional giants like BlackRock injecting $250M into $BTC and the intense geopolitical turbulence between the US and Iran, allowing us to ride massive waves in both directions even during the most unpredictable moves. The final stretch proved to be the ultimate test as the market began consolidating after a series of explosive pumps, which made finding high-probability entries a battle of patience that required holding through significant drawdowns. By remaining level-headed and trusting our refined setups, we didn't just hit a target, we conquered the challenge and crossed the finish line within less than half the time planned. ​✅ Top 3 Wins $DOT Long 25x: +67.3% / +$91.44 $FET Long 20x: +41.22% / +$151.57 $FARTCOIN Long 10x: +31.25% / +$134.08 ​❌ Top 3 Losses $SOL Long 20x: -27.08% / -$31.20 $PEPE Long 10x: -16.63% / -$82.58 $SOL Long 20x: -12.63% / -$51.81 ​Every single trade was fully transparent. I posted each position the second I opened it and replied the moment it was closed so you could see the results in real time. Timestamps don't lie,everything we did here was 100% visible to the community. ​#Crypto @BitgetWallet #TradingChallenge #100To1000 #ChallengeComplete

@BNBastronaut I miss out on this challenge, and i'm angry at myself. When is the next challenge coming up please

@officialEFCC What are your values abeg?

BE WARNED! All who violate these instructions shall be prosecuted.

@Wizarab10 I hope sey dem never bash your baby

"If you can drive in Lagos, you can drive anywhere" This is one statement I hate. This is not driving you people are doing in Lagos. This is madness!

@Mrbankstips Exodus 31 : 3

How did men without today’s technology build these?

@MrCharlesky In my household we've got 4 laptops. What's the deal sir

Issue is that most people don't have laptop

If you can use a laptop and follow simple instructions… you can earn around $5/hour working remotely 👇🔥

@ChimdiIbeawuchi @delish_farms So after 3 years, it's 1m you could bet on? why not give her the 1m now, then you can boldly say, if she didn't succeed in it, she'll pay you back the 1m+ interest after 3 years.

I have been meaning to say something to you @delish_farms but I am afraid it would come off as me being Jealous cos then you will think I don’t want you to succeed in my industry. Today, I am going to tell you anyways. “Agriculture is NOT a career path you should take if you want to be a SUCCESSFUL person” You can have your farm by the side while you develop more high paying skillset. I see you put in most of the work, please stop it and Employ 1-2 people to do it for you. I am going to save this tweet and come back to it in 3 years. If you have succeeded, I then owe you 1,000,000 Naira for typing this RUBBISH.

@UnkleAyo make una drop location, i don see where i go attend tomorrow

At least now I know the source of my problem. 😔

@Wizarab10 By the power vested in me, You're hereby declared Sir Epon of Eponry kingdom. @Wizarab10 you're no longer our favourite sir epon, this one dey pass you 😂😂😂

Excuse me?

@eldivine Some fools will be crying "he blocked me" narrative. He couldn't withstand my heat. 😂😂 I just hope those lots could see this.

The lesson in this is that if you are arguing with someone and you notice they do not respect you, your view point or your right to have your own perspective, you should not waste any air on arguing with them. Give them the middle finger.

@SirJarus Alfa jona, e tun bere irungbon

I find Muslim-themed Yoruba proverbs very funny. Some of them: 1. Alfa to n'iyan o mu, omo re o ni je tira (The alfa that forecasts drought will not feed his own children with Islamic books) 2. Ati kekere n'imole tin k'omo re l'aluwala 3. Ohun gbe sara koja mosalasi There is another one about kettle and alcohol that I can't remember how they say it. A lot of others I can't recall. I always laugh anytime I hear that #1 in particular. However, I don't find funny the one about Mohammed (PBUH) and Mountain.