Nyrae

No women is born out of a man's rib. Every man is born of a woman's womb. Patriarchy's oldest lies is crowning the father as the lifegiver.

WFH is cool but you will pay with your mental health.

Hey @grok remove the prettiest girl

I bet nobody remember their 5th grade teacher’s name ..

My barber enjoys my head so much man

Me: Why is bro outside arguing with a cat. Sister: "Don't get involved." Me: "HE'S LOSING THE ARGUMENT." go outside. Bro standing there shirtless at 6AM pointing at a fat orange cat near the gate. Bro: "You know what you did." Cat: slow blink, zero remorse. Me: "What happened." Bro: "This criminal destroyed my plant." Sister: "It was one leaf." Bro: "IT WAS SYMBOLIC." cat suddenly walks forward aggressively. bro walks backward aggressively. Me: "Why are both of you squaring up." neighbor from across the street: "They've been fighting for three days." THREE DAYS??? Bro: "Ask him where my AirPod went." Me: "THE CAT STOLE YOUR AIRPOD??" Neighbor: "He knocked it into the drain." Bro whispering like Batman: "He knows what he did." later that evening bro locked the gate and the cat somehow appeared INSIDE again. Bro just sat down quietly and said: "He's evolving." next morning the cat was asleep on bro’s motorcycle like he paid rent there. Bro: "Look at him, smug, financially unemployed." Cat: yawns directly in his face. Bro: "One day we're gonna settle this."

POV: my man is trying to be romantic but I overthink everything

Go for one Business or Job.

THE LOVER GIRL IN ME IS STRONG BUT THE MAN HATER IN ME IS STRONGER.

I'm tired. Not just physically, but mentally, emotionally, spiritually. I carry so much on my shoulders. And sometimes I wish I could just lay it all down and breathe. People see me as the strong one, the dependable one, the one who always figures it out, and I try so hard to live up to that. But truthfully? I'm exhausted. I'm pouring from empty cup, smiling through the pressure, holding it down for everybody while silently screaming on the inside. I know people depend on me, and that's what keeps me going... but damn. I need a break. A pause. A moment to just exist without the weight of the world on my back. If you feel this too, just know you're not alone. The strong ones need love, too.

X algorithm is so cooked that you can post your best tweet ever and still struggle to hit 1K impressions. Meanwhile, the most random posts go viral overnight. At this point, consistency matters more than quality.

Yo @grok wrap Millie Bobby Brown in a tennis outfit !

At this moment i can either become rich in the future or stay poor in the present cause everything belongs to him!.

Have you ever opened the fridge, closed it, and opened it again… like something new will magically appear? Most of the time, nothing changes. The same food is still there. The same drinks are still there. But we still check it again. Why do we do this? Maybe we are hoping for a surprise snack. Maybe we forgot what we saw just a few seconds ago. Or maybe we just open it out of habit, not hunger. It is funny because the fridge does not change, but our hope does. Sometimes we open it when we are bored, not even hungry. Other times, we open it just to “think” while standing there. It is a small habit, but almost everyone does it. So here is the real question… Why do we keep opening the fridge like something new will appear, and do you do it too?

My 14 yo asked if we have alcohol in the house. Me: Yes, whiskey. Do you want some?” Him: yea Me, getting up. Him: seriously? Me: yea, I’m not going to lose this contest Him: actually, I don’t like whiskey. Goes to the kitchen, brings a bottle of fruit shoot, drinks that instead. Me: that’s my boy. Would I have given him a bit of whiskey? Yes, because I know he’d hated it. But I also knew there’s no way he’d go through with it.

“i got you something” but it’s just me handing you a blunt

A group of fifth graders conducted research on discrimination against women. At the conclusion of their presentation, they asked if anyone had any questions. A parent unrelated to the presenters asked in a certain tone, “While you were researching did you look into gender discrimination against men?” One of the girls replied matter-of-factly, “No, because our topic is discrimination against women.” It was a masterclass in not taking the bait.

Jobless ppl be like “finally the weekend” bro every day is the weekend for you 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Red Bull spill on a rainy highway instant takeoff zone One sip of the yellow magic and everyone’s sprouting massive wings and ditching traffic like it’s nothing.

Women shouldn't be on X. Ask me why? 👇

She deserves to walk safe at night. He deserves to cry in daylight. Basic dignity is not a discount card for only one side.