@MkoTheComedian @Unicorn_008 There was a time I never received 1 million naira cash before and I been done spend millions
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Temitayo Daniel
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Temitayo Daniel
@Temitayodaniel0
Lost my other account. Bsc Accounting, open to your offers
Katılım Aralık 2024
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@DurkioWiz Real ones know the 200k is the top up on that account😂
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@JusNuttela @DrDanny2030 You, what part of the picture makes him dirty
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@DrDanny2030 Well, it's his hygiene. He should deal with it the way he likes.
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This here is a subject of learning ....
If it were a woman, we would see sìmps who would come out to help her to get a new bed, repaint her walls, get her an Ac, and tranform her selfcon to a wonder.
But the Life of A MAN is very tough, you can see his bed, the laptop for hustling, the clipper for side hustle, the different tools, oils and creams he uses for CHUDAI No girlfriend, no helper.
NATURE IS CRUEL TO MAN,BUT TIME WILL FAVOUR HIM
NATURE IS FAIR TO WOMEN, BUT TIME WILL FAIL HER.
5STAR💈@5starbarber_1
I no fit stop, until I chop. I must to make am, mummy must to chop..
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@iam__temmyyy I swear to God, you don’t want to know how much I paid for ‘riding a horse’. I didn’t even go for long rides o. Those people
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I went to the beach and decided to ride a horse for the first time. Bro explained that a short distance to and fro cost 5K; I agreed without listening!
Kuta-kuta, the horse was carrying me; I was happy and fulfilled until he said I went 14 times! I paid while pissed at myself.😅
Big Jikada🏁@bigjikada0
Yesterday, I went 4 a party and balloons littered everywhere, people were bursting the balloons with their hands & legs out of excitement, I joined them and burst 4, later an 8k bill was brought to me. Each balloon you burst is 2k. Which kind of trap is this? Ordinary bolobolom
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Certain things should be outgrown as ‘flexes’.. they’re basic necessities… for 2026 😂
M.K.O ♠️@MkoTheComedian
My babies 😍
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@Just_Olamidexx @chukwsbenson @1meajay Never changed my WhatsApp number. Been using same one since JSS3
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@chukwsbenson @1meajay I’ve had one number for the past 14years can’t change won’t change
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Unrelated, Victony still uses the number I added him with in our class group chat back in 100lv😂😂😂
ajay@1meajay
??? 😭😭😭
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@TheHN1C I sent money to my barber, barber wey I Dey top up for. E didn’t receive it. I swear he didn’t let me go until I sent another one. Till today, I don’t know where that money is
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Same experience I had with my barber. Haircut is R120, but every time I go, I send him R220 from my banking app. I cut my hair every Friday, about 4 times a month and I’ve been doing that for over 4 years.
One day my banking app was down, so I told him I’d send the money when I got home. I forgot. Next morning, I woke up to multiple calls and messages from him demanding his money. Like seriously?
Since then, I just pay the R120. No more extra. I can’t stand ungrateful people.
Ojiako kenechukwu@Kecyy
One of the most painful experience I have ever felt was when I went to Abuja last month I requested uber from my apartment to get food. Trip cost was 2500 naira. Uber guy arrived and decided to branch filling station to buy fuel before heading to destination… He asked for 5k fuel and I was quite surprised he asked for a fuel that small considering his tank was empty empty. I asked him why so and he said country is hard and he was struggling. So I asked the fuel guys to fill up his tank which cost approx 70k. In addition to that I also gave him 50k as a gift. He told me I should always feel free to contact him if I ever need a ride and I asked if he was free next day cos my flight was for 7am. He said sure. Next day he picked me up and dropped me off and to my greatest suprise man asked me to pay double the fare to airport because ‘he picked me up early’ My life flashed twice. I couldn’t believe what I heard. Humans are ungrateful and tbh everyday I am reminded that the major reason some people are far from their blessings is simply because they are unwilling to make sacrifices or just simply pain greedy. Till today I still have that flashback and I get angry over again when I remember it. Not exactly angry because of the money given because I mean I did so with zero expectation and will do so again and again but because it hurts soo much that said young man just lost a beautiful opportunity to know me better and probably get an opportunity to work with me beyond that day. GREED sealed his fate It is well.
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Another birthday in the trenches.🎉
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Customer:How much is a bottle?
Me: A bottle is 2500,a pack of 12 is N25200
Customer: Okay I need 10
Me: That's N25000
Customer: Payment sent 😁
Me:🌚🌚🌚Thank youuuuuu,God bless youuuuu
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@Nigladymorgana You’ll let him know you’re giving him for first time customer. He will think your dashing him meanwhile it’s just 200 cost
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@Stonecodecom Lmao. That color Wey you wear, even if na another group get am, e go claim am😂😂. They don do me this thing before
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@ThaBoyYom Na the guy fuck up. He for allow make she wash the plate as na her work
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Temitayo Daniel retweetledi
Family pls I need 20k likes on this, I believe in una gan
Let’s run it up
F4kaika🦅@Faksback666
That Itel solar bank, someone should educate me, is it a good buy?? Not someone that just bought theirs oo, I need someone that has been using it for months
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@Bunmie_oguns “It’s just like Berger” keh. They will catch you at Berger o
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This just reminded me of the day those people that catch pedestrians for crossing the road in Lagos almost caught me 😭😂
It was on Lekki road. I saw the bridge ooo, but I told myself,
“E be like Berger now, make I just cross.” 😩
Immediately I crossed, one woman walked up to me and whispered:
“Madam, they are coming ooo, they will catch you.”
My heart shifted 😭
I couldn’t run, so they wouldn’t shout “thief!”
I just started walking fast, like someone late for destiny 😂
Next thing, one of them caught up with me and said:
“Madam, follow us.”
Immediately… I turned deaf.
He called again:
“Madam…”
I just started doing hand signs like my enemies are deaf and dumb 😭😂
To make it more convincing, I even tried to talk:
“Be… be… be… be…” 😭😂
Omo, the man just looked at me, brought out his phone, typed:
“Next time, use the bridge.”
And that was how he let me go 😭😂
Emi ọmọ ọlọmọ… survival first 😂
Abeni Okin🦚❤️@Jemeelahh_
So you’re telling me at your big age you want someone to hold your hand when crossing the road 😭
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@AyeshaLiq One of my friends sings like Omah lay so I name him Omah lay on my contact. My cousin wan mad when he see the contact, luckily for me, the guy sent me link to an unreleased and I played for my cousin. Till tomorrow, he thinks I know Omah lay😂😂
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THE GIST 😭😭😭😭
So last week I received an email from Adekunle Gold (IYKYK) and my mummy was around when I was reading it n smiling. When she asked, I gave her to read.
Next thing she said “Oko Simi Abi” I said Yes o. She said “Bawo lo se mo Email e”
Then the spirit of mischief entered me and I started blowing lies. Told her I am among his inner elite circle. He sends us emails and his new music to sample and vet before he release it. Told her it’s top secret. I have been on the panel for 3 years and I have not told any of my siblings, that’s I’m just telling her cos she is my mother. She shouldn’t tell my siblings cos information fit mistakenly leak and I will loss my seat. yen yen yen.
She chop am o😂😂😂😂😂(Them rate me for my house normally)
I just went to visit her today and this woman Dey cut eyes for me and call me ELITE CIRCLE 😭😭😂😂😂🤭🤭🤭
The way I burst laugh. I won’t confess sha. I’m enjoying this too much 😂😂. I need to see how long she can hold a secret before telling one of my siblings (once she tells them. It’s over. The will cast me)😂😂😂
Ayeesha@AyeshaLiq
I DON RUN MY MAMA STREET…. I am not a good child at all 😭😭😂😂😂
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