Jesus of Tweets

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Jesus of Tweets

@TenFingerTommy

mark zuckenberg verify me NOW. co-written by Curtis Roberts. https://t.co/I941r1j3Ck…

Cambridge, England Katılım Nisan 2016

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Jesus of Tweets@TenFingerTommy·12 Ara

I PUT MY MONEY WHERE MY MOUTH IS AND RELEASED THAT INDIE ROCK ALBUM I'VE BEEN TWEETING ABOUT FOR THE PAST FEW MONTHS LISTEN TO IT BUY IT GET IT FOR SOMEBODY FOR CHRISTMAS BURN IT TO A CD AND SELL BOOTLEG COPIES distrokid.com/hyperfollow/to…

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Jesus of Tweets@TenFingerTommy·3h

I agree with the sentiment that living like you’re still rationing during WWII is not the answer but also, does lunch really cost $28 in the US? £10 would appear steep in the uk

Sean Padraig McCarthy@SeanMcCarthyCom

Lunch just costs $28 now. Are they not supposed to eat?

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Jesus of Tweets@TenFingerTommy·1d

GIF

Lord Sugar@Lord_Sugar

Apprentice

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Jesus of Tweets@TenFingerTommy·3d

Not liking Doolittle is a classic symptom of being unensouled

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Jesus of Tweets@TenFingerTommy·3d

@LFauexProd The archetypical Frenchman is a pedophile who is not remorseful

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Pierre L’Fauex@LFauexProd·3d

In MCDonalds France, it is canon that Ronald McDonald is a pedophile who feels remorseful

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Jesus of Tweets@TenFingerTommy·5d

Why bother with all this subliminal bullshit Just say On The Beach by Neil Young

Jozu 🇵🇦@JozuJoestarr

I’m looking for an album with: - The lyricism of Ice Spice - The repetitiveness of Taylor Swift - The beat selection of Tha Carter 6 - The art selection for covers of Gunna - The track quantity of Chris Brown - The Fanbase of Chapel Roan

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Jesus of Tweets@TenFingerTommy·14 May

Cognitive decline arc 🥀

Lord Sugar@Lord_Sugar

LULU

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Jesus of Tweets@TenFingerTommy·14 May

Morrissey genuinely has a noble savage view of the gals and the gays

julie@obscenelydolled

wild morrissey quote from a 2013 interview

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Jesus of Tweets@TenFingerTommy·13 May

People act like this is a fucked up joke but this is probably the most woke joke south park have ever made

Sosa@luhvvsosa

I still don’t know how south park got away with this😭

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Jesus of Tweets@TenFingerTommy·12 May

Quote tweet slop Anyway, it’s obviously Counter Strike

LeCanard (Commissions open!)@iniemohk

Someone should make a video game that is actively harmful, not like its propaganda for dangerous opinions but just simply playing it somehow measurably deteriorates your physical/mental/emotional health like just booting it up and playing for an hour guarantees you ruin your day

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Jesus of Tweets@TenFingerTommy·12 May

Every night I boot up CS, scream at the top of my lungs and get madder than I thought possible, and then do it again

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Jesus of Tweets@TenFingerTommy·11 May

We actually still don’t know how they did this The greatest developers in the world have tried to recreate it and failed The closest anybody has come is an entirely opaque fish tank that explodes after the first bullet

TheGameVerse@TheGameVerse

Ubisoft was way ahead of its time.

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Jesus of Tweets@TenFingerTommy·11 May

Does this show have a plot or is it just for people who don’t know porn exists

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Jesus of Tweets@TenFingerTommy·9 May

GIF

Lord Sugar@Lord_Sugar

Yellow

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Jesus of Tweets@TenFingerTommy·9 May

To be fair on him on this one I didn’t see the hazel nuts

Lord Sugar@Lord_Sugar

Picture of cashew and Hazel nuts

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Jesus of Tweets@TenFingerTommy·8 May

Lot of cunts from 300AD in the replies who think Milan is a capital city

EuroFoot@eurofootcom

It's the first time in 55 YEARS that the UEFA Champions League final will be between teams from two different capital cities. Arsenal (LONDON) vs PSG (PARIS)! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇫🇷🥵

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Jesus of Tweets@TenFingerTommy·8 May

say what you want about peggy but earl would have been a way better feature on Trinidad by Geese

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Jesus of Tweets@TenFingerTommy·7 May

Me when I am hated for being racist

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Prem Thakker@prem_thakker·6 May

New poll — More Republicans think Donald Trump (79) could beat them in a fight, than the inverse. 39% think Trump would beat them 33% think they would beat him