NotJustTentacles 🐙🦉

In our latest Helluva Recap we enthuse about Mission: Book Report, where Moxxie and Stolas bond through fanfic and erotica. We also review The Sheep Detectives, where a shepherd's devoted flock try to find his killer. open.spotify.com/episode/0It55u…

It's my birthday this weekend, meaning RWBY Volume 6 will be delayed until next week. But my god, have I been waiting for this instalment in particular ...

@Darth_Cupcake42 The only thing I can think of is to make it clear to Blitzo they're exclusive, not that it works.

@TentaclesNot The quick marriage is something I really think has to be addressed, especially considering I can’t help feeling like the flashback in GF takes place not long after whatever happened with Chaz so that makes the whole thing very odd from Millie especially?

Helluva mysteries (in no order): * Where was Barbie the night of the fire? * Was it just Cash who split up Blitzo and Fizz, or others? * What happened to Stolas' mum? * What happened to Loona's family? * Why was Blitzo in prison? * Striker's backstory * Why Stella of all wives?

@Darth_Cupcake42 "I can't stand her mother, so there's no way she's mine."

@TentaclesNot I only half joke that Stella was chosen entirely because Paimon was sure she wasn’t his child as well.

Also: how much does Stolas know about his mum? Does he believe she didn't want him, which would explain why he was so determined to do the right thing by Via?

@Darth_Cupcake42 And it'd explain her family being wary about her marrying Moxxie after five minutes, if they know the story.

@Darth_Cupcake42 If anyone kicks off at her having an abortion, then or now 😡

I'm amazed En managed to give Nana One For All in the first place. This definitely wins the prize for "Page I'm glad isn't in colour" 🤢

Lovely things you think about while having your lunch 😝

If Kudo's scar only appeared after death, does that mean Bruce and En are wandering around with their battle scars? Bruce was impaled while poor En was ripped in half; maybe that's why he has that high collar 😬

@Darth_Cupcake42 Yeah, Chaz bailing on her pregnant and/or jilting her at the altar would make sense.

@Darth_Cupcake42 That's my fave theory re: Verosika as well. They met and hit it off. Hence her comment, "Unlike you, he actually does his job well."

@Darth_Cupcake42 Mammon? 🤔

@TentaclesNot Blitzo and Fizz both say “they” when talking about who kept them apart so it does sound like more people were involved than just Cash? Question is who

Personally I'd see the Misfits live, buy the Hologram's records, and while I'd like the odd Stingers song, I'd be icked out by reports of their behaviour.

(Seeing as there's a "Which fictional band would you see" meme doing the rounds, and it left them out).

Which of the Jem bands would you stan?

Actual conversation.

Ruth says the woman's called Sue 🤦‍♀️

Ruth and I couldn't remember what the third Kryptonian criminal was called, so now he's Gary.

Great, the wardrobe's collapsed again.

@Darth_Cupcake42 Yeah, even her horns look different. Chances are she died in the family tent, unable to escape.

@TentaclesNot The fact the silhouette looks so different makes me think that’s not Tilla? Slight mistakes I could excuse but that looks like a completely different character

Is this Cash going after Tilla? What's happening?