Theodore H. Smalls

@TeoSmalls Why are you gay?

tbh boobs kinda gross

@OfcAppleGob @BryVenom Maybe. For now. This IS a threat. Still can’t sue.

It’s official! I’ll be throwing my support behind Pete Buttigieg for the 2020 Presidential cycle! Proud to be gay! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈👬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

@BryVenom Ask @OfcAppleGob and his corpse. That’s not a threat. You can’t sue me.

@TeoSmalls What happens if I dont vote for him?

@OfcAppleGob If you don’t give him money I will slit your goddamn throat. That’s not a threat. You can’t sue me.

Don’t forget to vote! 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸

I’m back from training. And I’m ready for vengeance. Also: Jeremy and I are planning on podcasting/streaming soon! Yay! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

@Jonathon_Hills Unlike you, I passed the bar exam. So I think I know a few things about giving a dissertation.

@TeoSmalls You couldn't diss anything Mr. Smalls, stick to your little Law job.

Writing a diss.

I’m putting together a plan.

It’s over. @Jonathon_Hills

I’m going to expose Jonathan for the monster he is later. He’s not gonna get away with this. He’s fucking done. Stay tuned.

I typed it, you ingrate.

While I’m for correct pronoun use, you’re not gonna get arrested for using improper pronouns Jonathon. You will get arrested for murdering my brother. If you get to court alive.

@sethleyxmike I have his confession. On tape.

Jonathon is back and I’m ANGRY.

@OmegaRupee But you can send them to heaven.

Some of you seem pretty sure that Jonathon Hills isn’t really dead. I can tell you for certain that if he is alive, it won’t be for long.