Terminal Lance

GRAB YOUR CRAYONS, MARINES! "Coloring for Marines" is available on Amazon now! This coloring and activity book for Marines is sure to keep you entertained on duty, post, at the armory, or if you're just standing by to stand by in the barracks. Out now: amazon.com/dp/B0CGL336LF

this is the new testosterone test for Marines:

I don't trust morning showerers. You really sleep like that?

I like that we’re going all-in on gender-affirming care.

Heard there’s a new poop parasite out

Finally got around to watching Obsession-- Overall very fun concept horror mixing some 1980's style wish-gone-wrong plot with modern sensibilities that was stylish and entertaining. Loved Inde Navarrette.

When my wife was giving birth to our kid, the dr asked if I was squeamish and I was like no not really I was a marine, and I swear to god she made a crayon joke while my kid’s head was halfway out

actual answer from a Marine ASVAB test:

Drawing a Terminal Lance comic process: patreon.com/terminallance/…

Welcome to the military... it gets weird.

Pulling the veteran card last night...

Celebrating America's 250th this weekend with a sale on the official TL store! 10% everything at shop.terminallance.com

Spotted at the San Francisco Pride parade the gayest flag of them all 🏳️‍🌈

Join the TL Discord to talk to hot Lance Corporals near you. No shady business like some other Discord servers, just chill vibes. discord.gg/terminallance

Give me a status update on Gay Marine Corps. terminallance.com/2019/06/18/ter…

Enlist today

The inside scoop on my Pentagon visit from last week for TL Underground members: patreon.com/terminallance/…

Autographed prints are back. Head to terminallance.com, find your favorite comic, and hit the Order Print button. All prints are made to order and created from the original high-resolution source files, and autographed by series creator @TLCplMax

So I visited the Pentagon last week… I don’t know what I expected. Kind of on me tbh

Yesterday I met the Commandant of the Marine Corps at the Pentagon (and gave him a condom), gave a talk at the National Museum of the Marine Corps, and was introduced as the Guest of Honor by the SMMC as the “Lance Corporal of the Marine Corps” officially. What a day.